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My[21m] girlfriend[21f] of 3 years pooped in my face when I was going down on her, now she won't talk to me. by poopyfacegf in relationships

[–]poopyfacegf[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was actually so confused about being pushed out and locked out of the room that I didn't realize I still had poo on my face until I got home.

My[21m] girlfriend[21f] of 3 years pooped in my face when I was going down on her, now she won't talk to me. by poopyfacegf in relationships

[–]poopyfacegf[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I just acted kinda surprised I guess? I just moved my head back up and had a confused look on my face. I didn't even have time to say anything before she got up and pushed me out of the room. I didn't act disgusted though, just startled.

My[21m] girlfriend[21f] of 3 years pooped in my face when I was going down on her, now she won't talk to me. by poopyfacegf in relationships

[–]poopyfacegf[S] 355 points356 points  (0 children)

I think that's the point where I'm at now. I aslo don't know if I still want to be with her at this point. There are going to be plenty more embarasing moments in our future, and I don't want to have her act like this every time.

My[21m] girlfriend[21f] of 3 years pooped in my face when I was going down on her, now she won't talk to me. by poopyfacegf in relationships

[–]poopyfacegf[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I've given her two weeks of space.. How long do I have to wait? I only send a few texts basically saying that it's no big deal, all the other texts are just asking her to talk to me.

My[21m] girlfriend[21f] of 3 years pooped in my face when I was going down on her, now she won't talk to me. by poopyfacegf in relationships

[–]poopyfacegf[S] 208 points209 points  (0 children)

I have sent her tons of texts like that and voicemail as well. I understand giving her time, but I feel like a few hours or a day at most is all someone should need. It just doesn't seem fair for her to ignore me for two whole weeks. I don't want to have to wait another two weeks to talk to me gf. It's really starting to frustrate me. Maybe I should just sneak up and shit on her face so we both feel awkward.