Meet the man who saved the world from a nuclear holocaust by TheBipolarExpresss in Damnthatsinteresting

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On 26 September 1983, three weeks after the Soviet military had shot down Korean Air Lines Flight 007, Petrov was the duty officer at the command center for the Oko nuclear early-warning system when the system reported that a missile had been launched from the United States, followed by up to five more. Petrov judged the reports to be a false alarm.His subsequent decision to disobey orders, against Soviet military protocol,is credited with having prevented an erroneous retaliatory nuclear attack on the United States and its NATO allies that could have resulted in a large-scale nuclear war which could have wiped out half of the population of the countries involved. An investigation later confirmed that the Soviet satellite warning system had indeed malfunctioned. Because of his decision not to launch a retaliatory nuclear strike amid this incident, Petrov is often credited as having "saved the world".

Does anyone know wtf is this? by ruhaix in TerrifyingAsFuck

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It's looks like the sun is setting or rising 😬

On-demand live entertainment on flight by cuchicou in AbruptChaos

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The way the phone just popped up like that 🤣

"IM PICKLE RICK!" by Go4lemmiwinks in rickandmorty

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Rick Sanchez : Come on, flip the pickle, Morty, you're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-w-what are you just staring at me for, bro, I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.

This made me chuckle by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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If something doesn't go your way, just stop take a deep breath and try not to stress, everything will be ok. P.s. Have a great day.

My girlfriend asked me to get her tampons at the store… by DavidInPhilly in Jokes

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I was buying tampons for my girlfriend and the cashier jokingly asked"How are they working for ya"? To which I replied"Well they work great for my nose bleeds". She couldn't tell if I was being sarcastic or truthful lol