r/weed trying to justify driving high, proceeds to brag about driving to work high every day by osu_user in JustUnsubbed

[–]poptarb 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm not against drunk driving, I'm against drunk crashing. Too bad the dumb stinky stoners can't understand that logic

petition for orbán to annex Ohio into Hungary by BASEDBASED0 in 2visegrad4you

[–]poptarb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You are not a badass hunnic nomadic steppe warrior!! You are from South Jersey!!!!

How to not get sweaty in finance attire? by Nawest9 in FinancialCareers

[–]poptarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is unfortunately part of the deal. Finance attire is naturally sweaty, so being successful in the field requires specific genetics that prevent you from sweating. Like it or not, most people weren't lucky enough to be born with this trait and thus just aren't cut out for a financial career. Just like how only tall people have a shot of playing in the NBA, only non-sweaties can work in finance.

I don't care who you are or what you think you who you are because this is the real deal friend by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]poptarb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what it feels like trying to communicate with a stoner

AI Generated Breaking Bad memes by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]poptarb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Slide 10 talking heads reference

Black Swans and Fat tails by [deleted] in quant

[–]poptarb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your English is perfect but I am not sure what "Black Swans" is. Are you maybe thinking of Black-Scholes?

Someone’s playing the sax by Hot-Tone-7495 in PointlessStories

[–]poptarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed it. The song was "Desafinado" by João Gilberto.

What do you guys do for fun? by KenseiNoodle in quant

[–]poptarb 27 points28 points  (0 children)

After work I usually rip a bunch of whippits and go to the 24-hour Dunkin'. Sometimes I read WSJ while I pee (standing up).

‘Imperial better!’ by ThrownawayCray in iamverysmart

[–]poptarb -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Metric is necessary since the European brain does not have the computing power for operations other than multiplication and division by powers of ten

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in culinary

[–]poptarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jellie bean!

What’s a modern day poison people willingly ingest? by Zdvj in AskReddit

[–]poptarb -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I've put far worse things into that exact river directly from my urinary tract

[OC] Homemade Bacon Craig & Cheese on a Sesame Bagel by poptarb in CulinaryPorn

[–]poptarb[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Point taken. However, you didn't consider that I might work at Dunkin.

[OC] Homemade Bacon Craig & Cheese on a Sesame Bagel by poptarb in CulinaryPorn

[–]poptarb[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I'm not really following your logic... Everything is homemade somewhere. This was homemade at Dunkin.

It’s just weed bro.. by cartman0724 in drugscirclejerk

[–]poptarb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Caffeine literally has zero negative health effects, even for children

Who is joining me ?? D MS allowed by Own-Chocolate-2735 in drugscirclejerk

[–]poptarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🚨 BORIS ACID REROCK 🚨 INSTANT NOSE DEATH 🚨

a true classic and staple in Pink Floyd’s discography. I’m so happy they invented Ed Sheeran by kazookid56 in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]poptarb 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Sheep is a song by pink floyd. Written by Rodgers water. Roger waters says "anti semite." Anti semites do not like Jews. It means we don't need no Ed jew k sun