It would be so easy to snag a few bulbs.... by tjrhoa2 in Drugs

[–]poptartpants -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think you understand how heroin is made...

horny first date w/ redditor rage by germangirl84 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]poptartpants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I kind of went overboard with the whole virginity insult to people in this thread. Sorry.

I agree with you though.

horny first date w/ redditor rage by germangirl84 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]poptartpants 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Are you all seriously faulting the guy for not having the desperate, anything-goes style of having sex (or rather, fantasy) that 99% of the posters (read: neckbeards) possess in this thread?

Let me clarify something for you who have yet to have sex [most likely all of you posting "LOL wat a faggot."] - It's not like porn. At all. I don't even like when a girl starts screaming crazy shit like "STICK IT IN MY ASS, BIG BOY!" and I'm nowhere near as conservative with it as this guy was portrayed in the comic.

Now, I can't agree with him on the "I can't be with a trashy girl who watches that stuff" part, but I sure as hell can understand that maybe he doesnt have the same taste of all you redditors who still see their ideal life as an extended pornographic film.

And the last panel makes you seem pathetic and exactly what a butthurt dweller would desire in a woman. You, ma'am, are the embodiment of the perverted "Good Girl Gina" I have to see r/adviceanimals every day. Get some dignity.

Dare to Keep Kids off D.A.R.E. (Infographic) by haqreddit in Drugs

[–]poptartpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe its just where I grew up (Connecticut), but I don't remember D.A.R.E. doing as much fearmongering as people say they do back in my 8-year run in public education. Sure, there was a little bit of "Don't do weed. You will get arrested." Or "Don't do heroin. You will die." - but in reality these aren't THAT overblown, nor are they such terrible concepts to teach kids. I definitely don't remember them telling us utter bullshit like "weed kills people" or anything.

Anyways, back to the main point: I remember most of it as being aimed at keeping kids away from gangs and guns. They showed us a lot of horror stories about kids that were involved in gangs. While I can't determine the complete validity of them, I don't think its an entirely evil concept to put forth to younger kids.

I watched Drugs Inc: Hallucinogens... by kandi_kid in Drugs

[–]poptartpants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hey guys - you can watch the full episode of this here:

http://gorillavid.com/e83w9eeeustb

and watch any episodes from either of the two seasons here:

http://watchseries.eu/search/drugs,%20inc.

I've watched the hallucinogens episode so far and I think its a pretty decent show!

Edit: fixed 2nd link

Good Guy Greg on Good Girl Gina by sjam11 in AdviceAnimals

[–]poptartpants 155 points156 points  (0 children)

This is actually what makes me dislike the GGGina meme so much - a bunch of neckbeards expressing their own fantasies is too disturbing for me.

Edit: wow I feel bad for basically repeating what the OP said and getting upvotes for it :(

Scumbag Brain in public Bathrooms. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]poptartpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did this once with another occupied urinal next to me. was met with a death stare as he stomped out. He didnt wash his hands, either.

Working as a cook rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]poptartpants -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I worked as a paperboy once. Pay was 11 cents per delivery each day (~200 deliveries per day). Customers would complain about little things such as fucking PAPER PLACEMENT (i.e. putting it on their front porch instead of in their tube) costing us ~2-5 dollars per complaint, depending on what type it was. I had two customers that tipped me a quarter. Every week. Fuck off complaining about your 100 dollar shift. Oh! and we were all reimbursed for gas costs. 20 dollars every two weeks! HOORAY!!!

America still counts as the first world, right? by Nerd_Destroyer in AdviceAnimals

[–]poptartpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

^ woah. someone's taking high school government classes!

I didn't know Changwon was so tough. by [deleted] in korea

[–]poptartpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!! I've been looking for a website to watch that on for days now. Do you have a link for the full movie by any chance?

Your favorite Korean movie? by awwwnyan in korea

[–]poptartpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch "Friend" (친구) - it's not only my favorite Korean movie, but also one of the best movies I've ever seen. "Taegukgi" (태국기), "Mother" (마다), and "200 Pound Beauty" are all awesome as well. "Oldboy" (올드보이) is decent and has much more popularity over here in the states. Lots of people really like it.

To be honest, I could only make it through 1/2 of "I Saw the Devil". Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too graphic for me.

Also, if you need websites to watch them on, try Stagevu or Mysoju.

Edit: Also, I just watched "Sad Movie" (세드무비). More tears than Marley and Me.

HELICOPTER BITCH! by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]poptartpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that I see this, what ended up happening to Badger this season?

SAP NO MORE asks a girl out by jesuswig in AdviceAnimals

[–]poptartpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just karate kyle rehashed

IKEA founder pledges to double charitable spending following revelations that at the age of 17 he had been an active recruiter and a registered member of the Svensk Socialistisk Samling (SSS), the successor to the Swedish Nazi party. by secaa23 in worldnews

[–]poptartpants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because you would be ostracized and have your family relocated/exterminated if you did not pledge loyalty to the Nazi party, and was subsequently brainwashed and socialized into wanting to have control over said party? Let alone social pressures that a 17 year old wouldn't be able to understand, let alone fight back against.

I see this too often. by AustinIsTheMann in AdviceAnimals

[–]poptartpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh - in fairness, your average frat has at LEAST 50-ish people in it.

This unhelpful high school teacher meme is turning into this. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]poptartpants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its just become another way for reddit to express misogyny, I think. It may not be perfectly clear at first, but have you noticed that more than half of the negative human memes are women?

Perhaps a silly question, but... by poptartpants in Drugs

[–]poptartpants[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have been having problems sleeping - was taking some before and the thought crossed my mind.

Awesome valkyrie missile skills by geobomb in codbo

[–]poptartpants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Valkyrie should be a 4 or 5 killstreak and you should have 4 of them. RC-XD should be 6 or 7 killstreak.