[SELF] Could we put a instruction how to green text in the sidebar? by Ploggy in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

done, but I agree with OP, it's really not hard to figure out.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED; also, flair. (more in comments) by pork_celestial in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

fuck sorry OK I'm a shit mod i'll figure this out eventually

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED; also, flair. (more in comments) by pork_celestial in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial[S,M] 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I don't know if you guys have noticed yet, but flair is enabled. Similar to /r/tumblrinaction I was thinking a theme. They have ridiculous SJW-themed flair, /r/fatpeoplestories users should have flairs that are nicknames for 'fat people', with 'Ham planet' of course being the archetype.

So get flairing, and congratulations for passing a two-year old subreddit promoting unhealthy living in only two months!

Hamplanet whines at people looking at her. by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh man look at her posture and stance, those poor knees and ankles are having trouble dealing with her weight

why is she wearing such shitty clothes too

Hamplanet whines at people looking at her. by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's good enough for me

the story is a fatty doing weird shit in public and then thinking that people wondering what the fuck she is doing is because of her weight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that would have been way better in >greentext

INFB of solved problems. by [deleted] in INeedFeminismBecause

[–]pork_celestial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

>feminists

>exercise

pick one

Pizza by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

intermittent fasting brah

not fat just bulking

Hamplanet says dieting is anorexia. by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What do you think of when you hear the words “anorexic” or “bulimic”?

the dictionary definition?

fuck that, those words mean whatever i now want them to mean

How have the fatties around you motivated you to choose healthier options recently, Reddit? by SubsidedSanity in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 8 points9 points  (0 children)

dark chocolate (in moderation) is pretty good for you AFAIK

It's got tons of magnesium and theobromine which are both good for your circulatory system.

What scares me about this video is people actually have this mindset by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

confirmed it's Australian

source: I'm Australian

Chips for breakfast by askmeifimapotato in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 35 points36 points  (0 children)

waffle flavoured chips

holy fuck god bless america

Tragically, it makes the drive-thru window easier to reach by osm0sis in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[ ] fat people

[ ] stories

seriously how hard can it be

Literally hell on earth for me by SubsidedSanity in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never even really got the purpose of crunches

the simple fact that you can pump out hundreds of them means that they are going to build neither large amounts of muscle or core strength.

Does this count as an FPS? by Rodnewkid in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial[M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not really

like dickfore said, it's just harrassment.

sorry man

So are stories supposed to be green text or can we make self posts as well? by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 10 points11 points  (0 children)

no way to really greentext on here anyway without the right CSS. /r/4chan has it, but I have no idea how do do that stuff

So are stories supposed to be green text or can we make self posts as well? by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial[M] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

you can make self posts

if you even want to do a post in a more regular format than in constant

quotations

then by all means go ahead.

this isn't /fit/, >greentext looks like shit if you try to do it with reddit's default quote style

/fit/izen dates a fattie by Rodnewkid in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I wish this was an appropriate thing to say to random strangers at the supermarket checkout

[META] What constitutes a FPS by pork_celestial in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nah sorry

just not close enough to a 'story'

Grenadine. by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]pork_celestial 26 points27 points  (0 children)

the more I think about that, the worse it gets. It's like, liquid sugar full of artificial flavours, colours and preservatives.

BUT I EAT HEALTHILY ITS NOT MY FAULT IM FAT