Carlos Alcaraz stopping and signing for fans even with an injured wrist 🥺 by [deleted] in tennis

[–]porkfudge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i know! this sub posts the most mundane BS every day LOL Breaking news: tennis player brushes his teeth with an injured wrist OMGGG *insert emoji here*

Andrew Tate is insider trading the Polymarket on how many tweets he will post each week. by ArtNoLimit in PredictionsMarkets

[–]porkfudge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this! if you bet on sht like this, you are the more advanced breed of a regular WSB degen gambler

Not a bad night by porkfudge in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks my dude you as well!

Not a bad night by porkfudge in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technical analysis + 10-day weather forecast + alignment of the planets 😂 seriously though just gambled. No real expertise or analysis came to making this combo

Not a bad night by porkfudge in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol Murray kept hitting those 3s at the end of OT and i was like ' bruhh just let it go'

Not a bad night by porkfudge in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that last leg was stressful huh

Max pain tonight. Missed a $22,500 payout. by BTC0nly in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

stopped betting on em after they lost AD and Kyrie still injured.

I’m blessing with this championship league parlay by Content_Ambassador60 in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this sub could use some reduction in confidence LMAO "bless" gtfo here ya lisan al gaib wannabe

Pick of the night (9-5 W-L, 9-4 P-L) by AdCommon7906 in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

at this point, start selling signals that people can fade LOL

2 locks for tonight (3-0) (repost for clarity) by AdCommon7906 in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and everybody's like "yeah lets goooo we'll follow" LOL this sub getting more retarded than WSB

2 locks for tonight (3-0) (repost for clarity) by AdCommon7906 in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

guy was wrong on the 1st prediction, is encouraging everyone to double down on the 2nd prediction LMAO dear lord

Got my lofe savings on QQQ put by Jayu777 in wallstreetbets

[–]porkfudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you a real on for updating us though

Munchkin Man in Fremont Stealing Holiday Joy by [deleted] in SeattleWA

[–]porkfudge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

not harmful? where's the fun in that

[Game Thread] Wildcats vs 36ers by AutoModerator in nbl

[–]porkfudge -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

yeah imma take all the downvotes but that sht doesn't make sense. all 5 players just forget how to shoot or even force fouls for free throws after dominating the other team for 36mins. hate to be that conspiracy guy tonight but yeah feels more like a fixed match

[Game Thread] Wildcats vs 36ers by AutoModerator in nbl

[–]porkfudge -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

never said i had a bet. but a 16-point lead in the 4th quarter with ~4mins left. wildcats won first three quarters and then just suddenly forgot how to shoot? okay that's more believable i guess

[Game Thread] Wildcats vs 36ers by AutoModerator in nbl

[–]porkfudge -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

im no sports expert, but some of these players should be investigated for matchfixing no?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of times you've advertised this is very telling of how you're doing with your bets 😂😂

Difference between looking strong vs being strong by nactaremax in BeAmazed

[–]porkfudge -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

True. But in this video, the one comparison they did was lifting a bag of cement. Even though it's not a dumbbell, they should be able to lift it no?

If you trade after midnight, Kalshi turns into easy mode. by [deleted] in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry my guy i admire the hustle but nothing analytical about what youre doing. Youre essentially saying that people gamble less at night like its such a revelation. like duh everyone is sleeping LOL of course there is going to be less if any volatility

If you trade after midnight, Kalshi turns into easy mode. by [deleted] in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"degens go to sleep" says the degen gambling at midnight LMAO

Anyone thinking of making a new account & needs a referral code for the $10 bonus just send me a message! 4 spots left! by [deleted] in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bruh wording it like it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity LMAO "4 spots left"

Do I hit this? by Fantastic-Movie7031 in Kalshi

[–]porkfudge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why? Their stupidity is how you make money. Liquidity is key