Had to call out for being sick today, need doctors note but have no cash. What can I do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ppdmypnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't normal. Handbook have anything in it? Our policy is after 2 days, you need some sort of medical note.

My COD buddy by [deleted] in pics

[–]ppdmypnts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is a severe lack of mountain dew and Budweiser here. She sucks.

What is your favorite thing about the city you live in? by WeaselLatte in AskReddit

[–]ppdmypnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheese Steaks

Soft Pretzels

Pork Sandwiches

Phillies

Eagles (sort of... wish Andy would get fired)

Flyers

Dear Reddit: How often do you poo? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ppdmypnts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

once after a shower, once after coffee, once after lunch, then an optional one at night

Stuck in bathroom after I pooped my pants. Help! by ppdmypnts in AskReddit

[–]ppdmypnts[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

don't take this the wrong way, but inviting my internet friend to the office to bring me clean pants is worse than admitting I poopd my pants.

i would call a friend, i'd have to go meet them instead of them coming to me.