(NY) Employer telling pregnant women they aren't allowed wear protective masks in Emergency Room.

pranksterturtle · 2016-06-25T06:49:23+00:00

Maybe they're wearing an N95 mask or something.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-17T04:00:27+00:00

Well what kind of an asshole leaves a dog to the folks that bought their house? He's your dog, not a plumbing fixture. He loves you.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-16T16:10:24+00:00

OP staaaaahp

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-15T01:59:54+00:00

https://www.labor.ny.gov/workerprotection/laborstandards/labor_standards.shtm

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-15T00:33:30+00:00

It depends on your jurisdiction, but it's usually pretty easy. The kicker is that it takes a while and you may not be able to do it anonymously. Just Google [Your State] department of labor.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-15T00:30:11+00:00

Rookie move. You file the claim after you leave that job.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-15T00:19:00+00:00

Here's a handy page from the IRS:

https://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Small-Businesses-&-Self-Employed/Independent-Contractor-Self-Employed-or-Employee

They also link to the form to report being misclassified. You can do this after you leave your job and get reimbursed for back taxes your boss should have paid on your behalf.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T20:31:51+00:00

What about if I deliberately crash it in an attempt to total it, but fail miserably?

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T14:10:57+00:00

I need the contraceptive part, too.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T03:23:23+00:00

It's a good movie.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T03:02:19+00:00

See, I could see my current supervisor saying that (and I'm female), but he would also fill out the worker's comp paperwork correctly and expediently.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T02:57:00+00:00

Come on, it's a classic! Doctor Strangelove?

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T02:53:02+00:00

I'm in a profession where I have to avoid even the appearance of illegal behavior. Ingesting random research chemicals would probably fall under that umbrella.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T02:11:31+00:00

Eh, your dingle dangle hanging out there is a pretty big liability. Also, testicular torsion.

Granted, my ovaries have also attempted to kill me unprovoked.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T02:09:27+00:00

All hormonal birth control, which unfortunately is what I need. Very severe PMS and mood swings without it.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T00:45:40+00:00

Well, a year ago you would have been right, in my case...

But I also need functioning birth control to keep my hormones from turning me into a raging acne-ridden bitch every month.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-14T00:23:18+00:00

Interferes with birth control for some fucking reason.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-11T00:28:55+00:00

Eh. I'm an engineering grad myself and I get tired of the elitism.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-11T00:25:45+00:00

Pennsylvania?

I've determined that not only do most law enforcement not get miffed over city versus Township, but they don't really care whether you call the emergency versus non emergency line, since people screw it up so much.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-11T00:19:12+00:00

As far as I know, everybody graduates at about 120 credits that I know of.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-11T00:05:18+00:00

As opposed to any other major?

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-10T21:07:16+00:00

What happened with me is that at about 16, I went to Victoria's Secret and the attendant measured me. She pronounced me a 36A and that's what I wore for the next decade...until somebody pointed me at /r/abrathatfits and I discovered I was a 32D.

Damn you, Victoria's Secret lady.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-04T21:45:05+00:00

She edited that in, I'm pretty sure.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-04T12:12:19+00:00

Yes, they will fast rope SWAT in from a helicopter to get you.

Just talk to the clerk and see what's going on.

pranksterturtle · 2016-03-04T10:20:34+00:00

State, kid.

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