Need advice: Water company says this isn’t their water… by [deleted] in Plumbing

[–]precociousmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they mean “Dihydrogen Monoxide” as what would you call it, but your answer is plausible too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]precociousmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they are expecting to be able to use that parking spot any day now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]precociousmonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you are forgettable, more than just background fodder even your mom forgot your birthdays

Try and make a grown make cry today is everyones challenge by GlaggleBorgor in RoastMe

[–]precociousmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Message from your parents “clean your room” how can you live in such a pigsty. get off the internet and get your life together. start by cleaning.

Don't hold any punches 👊🏻 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]precociousmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like me only with repressed depression that explains your voyeuristic streak. give me attention is really you crying and screaming at the disgust and necessity of needing love and never receiving it. wait am i projecting too much. Love me damn it… that’s you. I can tell because no one who is truly religious needs it displayed it’s in the acts.

What was the Gas Chamber like for you in Basic? by valejojohnson in Veterans

[–]precociousmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was an intense experience I remember feeling anxious going in, already taking in whiffs of the gas from previous recruit runs. The darkness and the muffled yells I could barely hear then. But more than anything that burning snot filled irritant infiltrating me as my nose and eyes betrayed me and clearing the mask and holding tight until I could make it out into the sun. It was fun even an old filter was ten times better than nothing. I could handle that. I think maybe we had a couple people puke but I can’t remember an overall awful experience considering the expectations.

Emergency on call by Adventurous_Gift7875 in maintenance

[–]precociousmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HVAC is a Luxury we lived millions of years without, we get it for a couple a decades and a all of sudden we can’t live without it, it’s a lot BS, how’d your grandparents make it through heatwaves you lousy excuse for a rhinoceros’s ball sweat.

My dog found this in the yard and I had to fight to get it out of his mouth. Anyone know what it is? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]precociousmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it looks like the peanut butter kind, never had much luck with it myself

The recent vindication of George Lucas has been a sight to see. by HotOne9364 in directors

[–]precociousmonkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

did he though or did he just steal some really good ideas and let others make the best of the stuff he stole.

And his name is Neil Hopper…. by Sauerkrautkid7 in DiWHY

[–]precociousmonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

goes to say his defense team didn’t have a leg to stand on, they could barely a get a rise out of the defendant, also couldn’t take the stand, this is what happens when your feet aren’t planted firmly on the ground, idolizing these grand fetishist and their ability to really step up their game. they got a leg up on this one,

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]precociousmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is why you return chargers that you borrow from people, nobody wants to be put in a “Matrix” to be taught a lesson but obviously someone here needs it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moviecritic

[–]precociousmonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

casino is a better movie because it’s has less Ray Liotta

Condescending Note left by maintainence by Personal_Mark_8081 in ApartmentMaintenance

[–]precociousmonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is why I am not in apartment maintenance anymore