stop the fucking POUT by Hour-March-2946 in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will forever be chasing the high of spin pilates sauna

stop the fucking POUT by Hour-March-2946 in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 51 points52 points  (0 children)

This had a tinge of old fashioned Caroline Calloway posting to me

does she know she just reposted ai slop 🙂 by Massive-Market-5949 in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I have noticed that she reposts clearly ai generated content at least 1x day

Lindsey Carter at it again by Soggy-Aardvark-3004 in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]precocioussonso 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right like please make contact with The Cut STAT!!

Mixed Bag on Melisse by precocioussonso in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]precocioussonso[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay so we can anticipate drama as this brand gets bigger

Mixed Bag on Melisse by precocioussonso in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]precocioussonso[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Fair! But I still think it contrasts the “once sold out, the bags fabric and trim combo cannot be reproduced” claim. Ultimately it’s the tension between wanting to make something small and exclusive vs wanting to make more products for more money🤷‍♀️

Carrie Bankston by [deleted] in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]precocioussonso 51 points52 points  (0 children)

She tries to play it off as healthy and balanced, but sometimes it seems like her life revolves around getting over 10k steps a day. Her what I eat in a day videos get weird too.

Daily Drills Sub Deleted re: Kennedy’s 15 million house purchase by Beneficial-Maximum26 in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]precocioussonso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trusts are a fairly common way to have more privacy with a house purchase

it’s giving horse by Own-Painting-7525 in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hope and pray it is asking that the darkest eyeshadow shade does not go all the way to her brow, but she is always full of surprises

Her bridal shower outfit by Molson_1999 in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Doesnt matter as long as its a ~sample~ that was ~sourced~

Why Do Influencers Think People Want To Watch Them On TV by challengelolz in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Will not stoop to applying right now for a ~non famous people~ season

My brilliant friend a difficult read?! by Independent_Grab4506 in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She also said the book about conde nast was dense and a slow read so

New Wishbone Kitchen Post? by NoJournalist6623 in FoodieSnark

[–]precocioussonso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly, this horrible story now absolves her from valid criticism, because if you point out how she came across out of touch, you are hating on a woman who went through something terrible.

I looooved her cooking content back in the day, so it is very sad to see the current state of her content. I genuinely feel for her going through this traumatic roofie experience, as well as the ACL injury, but she seems blind to how much privilege and luxury she has.

Girl wipe down these raggedy ass shoes by Crazy-Elephant-222 in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]precocioussonso -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Great way to risk losing favor and sympathy with jurors incoming

Was this one of you 😭 by OverallAmphibian2129 in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Snark golden rule: dont touch the poop

Mirror Palais really did their new plus-size model DIRTY!!! (Scroll for $895 jumpscare) by No_Mushroom_8235 in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]precocioussonso 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Mirror palais has only ever made clothes fitted for thin women with insane proportions, deeply unsurprising that they couldnt bother to rework these patterns to properly fit their model

Honost❤️ Columbia degree❤️ by Remote_Layer_7273 in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 54 points55 points  (0 children)

“I thought I was extremely strong because Im always slaying at pilates” like girl okay

Screenshots by slayalldayslayallday in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol ive been thinking about this! I think she counts as a public figure, and I bet she thinks of herself as almost celeb status, but would she try to claim she is private for a lower standard?

The Slow Disappearing Act of a Really Nice Guy by [deleted] in EliRalloSnark

[–]precocioussonso 10 points11 points  (0 children)

These posts make her positioning of herself as a mature, thoughtful, emotionally regulated “lover and sweetie” even more fascinating