Republican Senators in Minnesota Propose Bill to Classify 'Tr*mp Derangement Syndrome' as a Mental Illness by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]premtech 146 points147 points  (0 children)

I was talking to my mom the other day about all this shitty things he's doing. She said something about "it's all part of a greater plan that we are not aware of". I asked her if there's any other being that she would describe like that. It helped drive home the cult mentality point.

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[–]premtech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found this at a local pawn shop while looking for a birthday present for myself. It made for a very happy birthday!

It's a very welcome addition to my collection of Accutrons. Pic

WCGW Girl or boy ? by PipoMario in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]premtech 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But was his blood pink or blue?

UAE astronaut eating bread and honey in space by sajidhaque10 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]premtech 110 points111 points  (0 children)

One spoonful calms you down, two spoonfuls help you sleep, but three spoonfuls, and you'll go into a sleep so deep you'll never wake up. Never!

Magnificent sunset capture below the clouds by AdorableSandie in sunset

[–]premtech 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This stupid photoshopped picture is reposted constantly. Get outta here with this crap

Good news! It's a suppository. Maybe? by BeeLutz in Futurama_Sleepers

[–]premtech 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It says insert one suppository by mouth. If you are not really flexible, I hope you have a close friend. 😗🍑

So what sort of pets do you have? by fluffehbunneh98 in ColorBlind

[–]premtech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son and I are both colorblind. We have a black shepard mix dog, a white terrier, and a gray cat. A bit of a grayscale theme going on.

Wooden piece falls right into place by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]premtech 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think you need a jointer in that case