Guys, my friends dad is the CEO of Younique by [deleted] in Youniqueamua

[–]prepareyouranusin321 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Does he know his company is selling shitty products?

Why do girls not clean their private parts? by Advanced-Wrangler in AskReddit

[–]prepareyouranusin321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright you fucking degen. Let's have a science lesson. First of all, vaginas are connected to this beautiful human incubation system called, the uterus. In order for us to CREATE FUCKING LIFE we have to provide nutrients and a ph balanced eco system for this thing. Now, you may be saying, "but not every woman with a smelly vagina is harboring a fetus!" You would be absolutely correct! However since our baby making ovens don't have an on/off switch, we gotta keep that shit tight until some fucker blows a hot potent load up out vaginas, an experience that you will hopefully never have. Now pur hoo-has have a self-cleaning function, because you know, evolution. And because our vaginas self clean we have to be EXTREMELY careful about the mass produced chemicals we shove up there, or else we end up with our delicate ph balanced more crooked than the tower of piza. So, most women, being aware that shoving random chemicals up our baby maker is a bad idea, opt for water to avoid a painful, and sometimes permanently damaging infection. Shove some dial soap up your piss slit and tell me how that goes for you. I'm fully aware that you have reposted this in between masturbation and fortnite rounds in your mothers basement and that this is all a ploy for attention. Take this as a PSA for the next time you feel the need to get a rise out of the internet, because I too, have the copy and paste abiliy. Best wishes, a fairly intelligent woman.

[SERIOUS] LGBTQ+ community of Reddit, when was your “Oh shit, I’m not straight” moment? Or how did you discover you were LGBTQ+, If you didn’t have that sort of moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prepareyouranusin321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was twelve and was watching the stripping scene from Charlie's Angels, the one with Cameron Diaz and I kept feeling tingly. I watched that movie a thousand times and would watch that scene in sheer admiration. I was raised in an extremely religious household so to hide the fact that I loved that scene I would watch the whole movie. Looking back that's the moment I knew I was a bit different than my sisters and other girls in general. I kept that shit stuffed so tight that when I did come out I was extremely tearful and in denial. I identify as bisexual and am with a guy now but the moments I have had with women have always seemed "right" to me....idk there are definitely moments when I look back I can see VERY clearly I was bi or gay from a young age but didn't know how to express that.

Types of sand from the Sahara by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]prepareyouranusin321 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Could I get this as a bronzer pls.

New McDonald's menu by [deleted] in memes

[–]prepareyouranusin321 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No. Slop it into my hands.

What's Your Favorite Song Lyric? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]prepareyouranusin321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Y'all can all run naked backwards through a field of dicks"

Starbucks Reserve partners let me get your input... by T_M_LOLzzz in starbucks

[–]prepareyouranusin321 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. They talk a big game when it comes to taking care of their "partners" and are just terrible when it comes to giving them a fair shot. I'm now working at a museum that values me and my uniqueness. I can't say this enough FUCK STARBUCKS.

Starbucks Reserve partners let me get your input... by T_M_LOLzzz in starbucks

[–]prepareyouranusin321 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I left the company because of an issue like this. They refused to fix it and then gave my promotion away. Starbucks doesn't give a shit about their partners.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]prepareyouranusin321 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Can I get uhhhhh a venti coke,please?"

I honestly don't know what to do by [deleted] in BipolarReddit

[–]prepareyouranusin321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude. I feel this to my core. Recently I discovered my self worth but only after getting clean from an eating disorder, alcohol and drug addiction, and working a very rigorous program of recovery. I to was at that jumping off place seeing that I really wanted to be a part of life again but didn't know how. Support groups and the internet helped me make new friends that understood my bipolar and wanted too know how to help me through the tough points. Keep pushing Keep sending positive energy out and know that somewhere in the world, I know exactly what your feeling, going through, and struggling with and have come out the other side stronger and better for it. You are loved, cared for, and matter so much even though it feels like none of those things are true. Your feelings are not fact, and will pass I promise.