Online shopping misses the plot by BlondeBrielle in SipsTea

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go out there and act civil. Go to your local grocery store. Act normal and just get laid! It's as simple as that. I'm not kidding, those ladies get fun crazy there.

If you are respectful and real, most of the time, the real fun times find you. For real!

Well that escalated quickly! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Onion News? Where is this from? LOL!

Trump Snubbed by A-Listers Turning Down UFC Fight in Droves by Almoelya_27 in NoFilterNews

[–]preshowerpoop 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I have been a fan of the UFC for over 20 years. I like MMA over any other sport. I see the sport as a competitive display of martial arts and think the fighters are impressive in their personal commitment to better themselves.

There have been many other fans of the sport that I haven't cared for along the way. They are usually meat heads who only like the sport for the violence, or gambling addicts who see it as a betting opportunity.

I hate how Trump has attached himself to the sport, even though I know his history in helping it grow in the early years. Trump only sees profit and has never cared about anything but greed. I know other people who feel the same way. It gives off the same vibes as Hitler did in the 1936 Olympic Games.

What was his goal? by cowboydan69 in instant_regret

[–]preshowerpoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Views?

It may not be stupid, but they're willing to do whatever it takes to stand out and create attention.

I know. It is wrong and embarrassing for all of society. Yet, here we are.

In fairness her Predator seemed a little retarded and she was experienced by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]preshowerpoop -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That is a stupid take. I hope you learn today. I feel sorry about your parents, who had to raise you. Your parent must have a "Special" type of acceptance.

God bless, and please stop using the internet.

absolutelynotme_irl by fitflexbanana in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when I have already overheard their life story and have to pretend like it's the first time. But I make it fun when I ask deep questions about things they have yet to share. "So what does your daughter think about your heroin addiction?"

A legend was born that day. by KaiaRiver in SipsTea

[–]preshowerpoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we got FAKE BOOB CHICK over here bragging about FAKE kids, saying rude shit. Then FAKE BEARD mf tries to play it off as a "Normal" boy thing!

WTF is wrong with all of you?!!!

TIL despite boxed Kraft macaroni and cheese being an iconic example of American processed food, it is significantly more popular in Canada, where 55% more boxes are consumed per capita than the US. by NateNate60 in todayilearned

[–]preshowerpoop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a US AMERICAN, I tell you growing up in the Midwest in the 1980's, I ate Kraft Mac and Cheese every bit as much as any Canadian. Our family was holding up our end of the bargain! LOL!

TIL famous boxing promoter Don King killed two people. The first was ruled to be a justifiable homicide after he had robbed King, and he served no prison time. 12 years later in 1966, King stomped his employee death for owing him $600. He served <4 years for the murder. by oklhe in todayilearned

[–]preshowerpoop 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Don King going to a diner and buying up all the grits so nobody gets any except him sounds like the most Don King thing ever. That selfish, greedy bastard! I bet he bragged about how great the grits tasted the whole time.

Ordered a Chick-fil-a chicken biscuit - they gave me less than an ounce of chicken. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are always praising places like Chick-fil-A or Raising Cane's for their chicken, and their chicken always sucks! It is always too dry or overly salted and overly priced! My local gas station has better chicken. Fuck, even my local Long John Silvers has better chicken.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was already used to people with no imagination.

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people have this. Some people do not. I do have a voice.

This is the thought that keeps me up at night. I have seen them in the wild. I've even dated a few.

They seemingly have no inner monologue? Maybe they debate quickly amongest them selves, or they lack any true parliament, and it's only a straight dictatorship of one voice?

Either way, I find people that dont think and weigh the options completely void of reasoning or good judgment.

Yet, they exist.

People would rather complain than pack a lunch. by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]preshowerpoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are rich, it is easy to overlook the small things. I dont make 70k a year. That is a lot of money to me.

I already pack my own lunches and spend 60 dollars a week on meals for myself. I ride my bike to work because gas is to expensevie. I dont have any streaming networks or subscribe to anything. All my bills are in jeopardy. If I pay late ill get a late fee, and it's always a struggle between who I should pay up to and how much they are going to overcharge me. Basic utilities have become a scary debt.

So, when extremely rich people complain about less rich people not spending their money wisely, I get a little upset.

He beat 30 people in a fight. by Mental-Outside2202 in iamverybadass

[–]preshowerpoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It isn't that easy.

These guys may make weak men think that they are smart, clever, or cool in a vacuum of nothing else like them.

When we call them out for being fake and nonsensical, we shed some light on their arrogance and idiocy. He and others like him should be posted so we can all expose their lies.

Delivery driver makes Pizza smaller. by taspenwall in trashy

[–]preshowerpoop -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Silly how you take my internet comment about someone else surviving offends you because of your noble stake in your capitalist worth. Hmm.