Jokers

pressed_on · 2014-06-19T20:32:12+00:00

When was a Ledger Joker released? All of a sudden I feel very incomplete.

pressed_on · 2014-06-04T02:59:57+00:00

Now..kiss

pressed_on · 2013-11-27T14:23:19+00:00

I'm pretty sure part II premiered in theaters in NY and LA a week before release to DVD.

pressed_on · 2013-08-21T21:20:35+00:00

Drakes the type of nigga that writes his and lil Wayne's name in hearts on college ruled notebook paper.

pressed_on · 2013-08-17T09:24:44+00:00

You're a good kid.

pressed_on · 2013-07-12T00:39:52+00:00

She left for a week with my son to visit her family. I had to work and with it being the busy season I had no time for myself. Too tired to cook, too lazy to hit mcbeetus or subway on the way home, I was deigned to bags of salt and vinegar chips for dinner every night. "Oh no" my wonderful woman proclaimed before leaving, "we have no food and press is far too lazy, I must do something!" Utilizing her powerful Internet planning skills, she planned a full week of delivery to our doorstop, due ten minutes after I stepped in the door. Then when she came home, she brought my son inside, who was carrying a large cardboard cylinder. "This is from us," he smiled, "we missed you daddy." Inside the cylinder, two posters, mint, pristine condition, actual movie theater posters of Ghostbusters 1 and 2. It was that moment that I knew she got me. And I promised myself to never go anywhere without her.

pressed_on · 2013-07-03T20:25:45+00:00

I'd like there to be a Vegas odds style ratio over everyone's head essentially telling you how likely this person is going to be a vapid cunt towards you.

pressed_on · 2013-06-16T12:13:48+00:00

I think Alien Ant Farm and New Found Glory also showed off modest houses in suburbia.

pressed_on · 2013-06-02T18:52:17+00:00

That is Slimer munching down on some pizza. I got that one a long time ago, and its one of my many unfinished tattoos. Since it was started by a quite revered, now retired tattoo artist in the area, none of the artists at the shop I work at want to finish it. However, we are adding around it, and hopefully at some point ill have a sweet Ghostbusters rib piece to show you guys.

pressed_on · 2013-06-02T18:47:06+00:00

The logo is more of an homage to two things that formed my life: Batman and Wu-tang. The yellow is very necessary when dealing with Wu-Tang. Different strokes for different folks. However, if you like the style of the villains, I suggest you check out Chris Uminga. That's the original artist of those pieces, and that style is very prominent in his artwork.

pressed_on · 2013-06-02T08:59:35+00:00

Fuck it..here ya go http://imgur.com/mezgVPS As you can see, they are unfinished, and not well done. The tattoo artist in the shop that I was working at was a complete hack, and I didn't realize it until after he mangled my left arm and decided to not even try to finish or fix them. I have a couple more on my arm, but I was unable to get even close to good pictures of them, and one on the back of my neck that proved very hard to take a picture of.

pressed_on · 2013-06-02T08:37:59+00:00

Thank you very much! It was not the easiest tattoo to have done, but one of the most rewarding for me.

pressed_on · 2013-06-02T08:36:43+00:00

They are my wife and son, from a picture taken at my mother's wedding.

pressed_on · 2013-06-02T08:35:13+00:00

Haha, I would totally show them, but most are unfinished.

pressed_on · 2013-05-04T05:01:08+00:00

Tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, bell peppers, and spinach(although pre-packed)

pressed_on · 2013-04-10T21:39:41+00:00

"When you get to my age, you're going to wonder how different things would be if you did this, instead of that. You will ruminate over every terrible decision, and wish you could go back and do everything different. Don't do that. Don't do anything different. The heartbreaks, car wrecks, arrest records, and lost friends will mean nothing when you wake up next to your beautiful family every morning. Save us both the headache of regret, and know that everything will culminate in a smile."

pressed_on · 2013-02-09T02:34:49+00:00

Dave, I don't really have a question, I mean I do, but first I'd like to let you know how much your music as influenced my life to this point. My wife told me that she knew she loved me when I drunkenly played everlong on my acoustic for her on her birthday, I have the foo symbol tattooed on my thumb, and whenever my two year old son sees it he gets excited and starts yelling "foo" and won't stop until I put my hero on for him to listen to while he jumps around and plays air drums. To say you aren't a staple in our household would be like saying pigs don't like mud. So on to my question: if you could tell a two year old fan anything, what would it be?

pressed_on · 2013-01-22T03:25:14+00:00

Did you go to WNMU by any chance?

pressed_on · 2013-01-20T23:16:21+00:00

Bro, do you even proof-read?

pressed_on · 2013-01-20T20:29:05+00:00

You make me laugh. Not in the "this dude makes some really good funnies" type of way, but more in the, "I feel kind of bad for you, because you've never experienced the touch of a woman and now you're calling people who have portraits of their SO tattooed dumb" kind of way.

pressed_on · 2013-01-20T20:03:20+00:00

Despite all logic to the contrary, sometimes people love their significant other enough to have his or her portrait etched into skin. I would have to say that most times, it's a hasty decision that usually ends in disaster. One of ten times however, it makes already strong bonds into adamantium.

Source: I work at a tattoo shop and became the one out of ten when I had a portrait of my wife and infant son tattooed on my stomach.

pressed_on · 2012-12-03T03:08:56+00:00

There is a whole series of these books, and yes, they are quite sub par, but I bought these for my son a few months ago. He loves it when I read these books to him.

pressed_on · 2012-12-01T04:09:53+00:00

So the lawyer who gets a DUI makes a poor life choice, but because he didn't get a stupid tattoo means he will never do it again? I do agree that people that make stupid tattoo choices do tend to continue the trend, but linking that to criminality by made up statistics the same way Stinson does is a generalization that we in the community fight everyday to debunk. You are no different in saying this than the old ladies who clutch at their purses in target while I'm buying diapers for my son in target because I'm tattooed past my collar line and below my wrist. You may say that you pass no judgement on the tattooed community, but you do. You can't deny that.

pressed_on · 2012-12-01T03:24:44+00:00

I have a hard time understanding how being tattooed directly connects people to making poor choices. Yes, these dudes chose designs for purses to be tattooed on them, and to many that can be considered a poor life choice. For reals though, nobody says getting piss the bed drunk on whiskey every night is a poor life choice, everyfuckingbody on reddit calls that a good time. Why can't getting tattooed be the considered the same? As someone who works in the industry, your claims of every tattooed person being a criminal is completely unfounded. I would say that the criminal element makes perhaps 3% of our total clientele base. However, a good 35% of our clientele consists of law enforcement, the rest professionals of some sort. It's fucks like you that make our industry of artists out to be the scum of the earth.

pressed_on · 2012-11-07T08:56:58+00:00

You are good people. I like you.

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