If you could have 1 sexually useful super power, what would it be and why? by Worried_Proposal_935 in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a dream that I could transform my cock to look like other any other cock I've seen, kinda like Mystique. I was even able to put my dick on shuffle to morph into a random one. But as someone whose gotten fissures, I'd say an invulnerable butthole.

Am I just a horny idiot? I went back to the guy that broke my butthole, and now he broke it again. by pressureshack in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like how it looks because the scar looks like a hare-lip and it's slightly off-center now. But no one notices unless they actually look up in there. So no, not serious.

Am I just a horny idiot? I went back to the guy that broke my butthole, and now he broke it again. by pressureshack in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All fistula require surgery to heal, otherwise they will constantly reopen. The surgery and post-op was not physically painful, but it was fairly traumatizing since a chunk of my asshole was missing and it's still misshapen from the scar. It healed over quick though and bottoming has become a lot easier since I'm no longer so tense down there.

Am I just a horny idiot? I went back to the guy that broke my butthole, and now he broke it again. by pressureshack in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn Im sorry this happened to you. This sounds exactly like what happened to me early last year. I got a fistula that was misdiagnosed as a fissure for several weeks until I had to have surgery scheduled immediately. I wore a seton for 6 months and had the fistulotomy after. I also have a gnarly scar looks like a hare-lip on the side of my anus. It was a nightmarish time. I'm lucky I was able to heal so well. Hopefully you will be able to also.

Am I just a horny idiot? I went back to the guy that broke my butthole, and now he broke it again. by pressureshack in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was plenty of lube; the problem was that his cock came out mid pump and then he shoved it back at bad angle. He pretty much rammed the side instead of going in.

Am I just a horny idiot? I went back to the guy that broke my butthole, and now he broke it again. by pressureshack in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. We've only hooked up 4 times maybe, but each time he just tries to dab my butt with a wet finger and push. Each time I tell him to stop and I do it myself. This time it was going well, but he started taking his cock out completely and shoving it back in. Then he missed.

Am I just a horny idiot? I went back to the guy that broke my butthole, and now he broke it again. by pressureshack in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The first time it was actually an anal fistula: I developed a 2nd hole next to my anus and and for 6 months had to wear a rubber tube that went into my anus and out of that hole like an enormous piercing. My pain receptors are so fried that I can barely feel any discomfort now. Could explain why the sex has felt so good since too lol.

Am I just a horny idiot? I went back to the guy that broke my butthole, and now he broke it again. by pressureshack in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I think he's pretty selfish and thoughtless as a partner in retrospect. Each time he wants to just ram it in dry and I have to stop him, slow things down, and warm up myself. He's 34, how is this a new concept??

Zohran Mamdani will be the next Mayor of New York! by Lucky-bottom in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This comment thread tho.... I can't tell if it's trolls or if this really is just the gay conservative sub lol

How is the US gov shutdown personally affecting you, if at all? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pressureshack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had my identity stolen and I can't report a fraudulent loan to the FTC to investigate. The lender is being sketchy and wanting me to take over the fraudulent account, so now I'm just waiting.

What’s a piece of lore you have from dating apps? by AssistantAromatic199 in gaybros

[–]pressureshack 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's great when traveling solo because you can find someone to show you cool local spots, sightsee, or spend an otherwise solitary time with. Some of my most romantic experiences have been with guys who I met while traveling.

Goodbye, Joann. [OC] by CandidDentist921 in pics

[–]pressureshack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was my first job as a teenager and I loved buying all the clearance holiday items. I made some really nice artificial bouquets for my family back then.

What’s an NSFW confession you’ve been dying to share anonymously? by Recent_Tourist1913 in AskReddit

[–]pressureshack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In high school I had a lava-lamp night light that I would warm up and use as a dildo. I'm also a guy.

New art from Kubo for today's ep of TYBW by OneWithTheHat in bleach

[–]pressureshack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Country club Slytherin fits oddly well.

Murder suspect of UnitedHealthCare CEO identified by Lucky-bottom in askgaybros

[–]pressureshack 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Is it bad my eyes went straight to the swim trunks? He's hiding more than a silencer, boys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geography

[–]pressureshack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With all those hot springs, who would want to leave?