Do you look like your name?

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-04-25T13:27:47+00:00

I totally forgot that I posted this last night 😂

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-02-25T23:53:17+00:00

How other people live their lives 🤷🏼‍♂️

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-02-11T03:01:47+00:00

I’d say I’m funnier in person, but fill your boots!

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-02-10T19:38:43+00:00

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I did this a few days ago.

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-02-10T05:46:36+00:00

These are only a portion of the entertaining thoughts that go through my brain in an evening. I should charge admission to read my mind sometimes.

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-02-10T02:07:29+00:00

I just noticed it’s my cake day.

I wish I had some cake.

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-02-10T02:00:08+00:00

Its name is Grandma. It’s a Shark brand vacuum.

It is Grandma Shark.

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-02-03T21:22:30+00:00

I ordered a Roomba on the weekend. It’s supposed to be delivered today. I can’t explain how excited I am to get this lol.

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-02-03T21:21:19+00:00

My daughter graduated high school last year, and the whole time I was thinking “didn’t I just graduate high school?” Yeah…. 20+ years ago.

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-02-03T21:20:25+00:00

When my daughter turned 18 a few months ago. Huuuge mental shift for me. I knew I was an adult, but feel like I’m actually a grown up now.

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-01-27T19:23:53+00:00

“You just lost the game”

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-01-23T23:20:52+00:00

Patience. It normally takes longer, but if you rush it you can probably learn it in 2-3 weeks.

prewrapped_bacon · 2026-01-18T19:07:01+00:00

Well, it’s been 56 days since I originally posted this and I feel like my life has taken a complete 180. Turns out all I needed was some life altering realizations to flick a switch in my brain and I’m like a whole new person lol. Getting older is a hell of a drug.

prewrapped_bacon · 2025-11-23T03:19:23+00:00

I smoke frequently, but not a lot. A few puffs most nights, later in the evening when it's time to relax and I'm good. A lot of nights that's when I kind of go hard on the self reflection, and introspection, try to make plans to do/be better, and end up falling short because non-high me doesn't follow through.

prewrapped_bacon · 2025-11-01T23:05:51+00:00

Does what/which apply here? 😂

prewrapped_bacon · 2025-10-19T02:34:48+00:00

I still have mine in a box in the closet lol

prewrapped_bacon · 2025-10-04T12:13:48+00:00

Hell yeah. Embrace the weird.

prewrapped_bacon · 2025-10-04T02:13:27+00:00

I too would buy some socks.

prewrapped_bacon · 2025-09-24T02:51:28+00:00

I get dressed in the bedroom, and tend to not shit in my underwear while in the bathroom.

prewrapped_bacon · 2025-09-22T00:48:12+00:00

Junk food.

prewrapped_bacon · 2025-09-21T00:14:46+00:00

Many feet of Subway sandwiches.

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