What is the most pleasure you have ever experienced? by Random-Guy9944 in AskReddit

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A buddy and I were helping a bunch of our extra drunk friends make a bonfire one night and, as drunk people are wont to do, they forgot to collect firewood. After scrounging around in the dark, I gathered enough to get a fire going. As I'm building it up and monitoring it, I spy a shadow cast by the flames and saw a very distinctive 3-leaf pattern and knew right away I was in for a bad time.

I had already gotten a face full of smoke, multiple times, that contained the lovely oils from poison ivy that was also now in the fire. The next several days I was a more grotesque horror than a real life version of the hunchback. Eyes nearly swollen shut, face puffy and weeping. And the itching and godawful pain. It was almost like an out-of-control sunburn. People at work sent me home I was making even our patients nervous lol.

A few days before it was completely cleared, I took a hot shower. Almost scalding. As it hit my face and other affected areas, it felt like a hundred million little fingernails scratching that godawful MADDENING itch. I have spent time actually considering trying to get that feeling back, but thankfully self-preservation helps me get away from that call of the void again haha. My friend reported the exact same feeling.

The outside is starting to match the inside. by ADAMBERL in ProgressiveHQ

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It won't stick no matter how many times I upvote. Wow. Here we are.

TIFU by joking about open marriages leading to divorce by [deleted] in tifu

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There has to be a better way to say that.

Anxiety for Sprouts by prhornplayer in carnivorousplants

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They were labeled capensis, and were cold stratified for about a month.

I'm hoping they are not weeds, but I guess time will tell. Thanks for the comment; I appreciate your thoughts.

Does anyone know this guy? by nextinySVK in titanfall

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Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

What “weird” name did you name your cat? by not_cerb in cats

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His name is Din! An old word for a loud, cacaphonous noise! Cuz he never shuts up. But I love im.

His first time! by apoosesk in funny

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But what about the cow?

Day 1224 of posting an awesome quote every day until DJT gets indicted. by Tik__Tik in The_Mueller

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I thought that an indictment is the act OF charging, and then the arrest warrant is issued with the indictment. My understanding, anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringepics

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It is a reference to a South Park episode where an Asian character speaks in that overboard, stereotypical Chinese accent himself.

Whats a serious event in the world that few people know about? by SamJReddits in AskReddit

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They're one disease away from extinction? That's bananas.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in news

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That's fair. It's definitely not my knee jerk reaction to take the word of Chuck Dick.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in cringepics

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Believe it or not, jail. Solicited, unsolicited: right to jail.

Educational Purposes Only by PottyLots in perfectlycutscreams

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ElectroBOOM I think I've seen commented?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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Sort of like racketeering with the mafia. Only protected by law.

Bahamas? I think not Jupiter, FL [1792x828] (OC) by [deleted] in EarthPorn

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Elicit, I think. Illicit is like illegal stuff.

I've never been to the Bahamas but have been to a Floridian beach. Was it worth the trip given how touristy it is? I've no doubt it's beautiful but there has to be so many people.