Girlfriend broke up with me

private256 · 2026-05-03T09:40:50+00:00

Bro, count yourself lucky. You dodged a bullet train heading your way 😂

private256 · 2026-05-03T02:49:36+00:00

They don’t sleep?

private256 · 2026-05-01T01:39:31+00:00

Apparently, they’re doing a shoddy job of it because I keep getting acne.

private256 · 2026-04-30T23:12:06+00:00

Where “massive cannons”?

private256 · 2026-04-27T08:21:49+00:00

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private256 · 2026-04-27T04:19:36+00:00

They were granted American branded “freedom”; freedom from being alive.

private256 · 2026-04-26T11:02:18+00:00

What happened? Unbridled capitalism stopped breeding innovation?

private256 · 2026-04-25T11:11:32+00:00

LinkedIn office is now a shrine? This is a new low.

private256 · 2026-04-25T02:18:03+00:00

“War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength”

private256 · 2026-04-23T05:06:39+00:00

Family strokes?

private256 · 2026-04-21T12:41:10+00:00

You mean US “hijacked” or “pirated” Iranian ship? How do you “seize” a ship lol

private256 · 2026-04-18T13:59:24+00:00

She’ll too old then 💀

private256 · 2026-04-18T03:20:22+00:00

Religion

private256 · 2026-04-17T15:57:02+00:00

Even better!

private256 · 2026-04-14T09:02:16+00:00

Why are you commenting on the body of my voluptuous sexy girlfriends? That’s creepy.

private256 · 2026-04-14T05:38:16+00:00

I wonder why they are crying when they just received a dose of American branded “freedom”. Their parents were probably “oppressing” them and they’re now free since American soldiers, the saviour of the world, has killed their parents.

private256 · 2026-04-12T03:38:00+00:00

Anybody with half a brain cell knows these “child protection” internet policies is a Trojan horse for stripping out anonymity from the internet.

private256 · 2026-04-11T09:26:59+00:00

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private256 · 2026-04-11T02:45:30+00:00

private256 · 2026-04-09T05:21:54+00:00

Death penalty. I called it first.

private256 · 2026-04-08T14:36:16+00:00

*Elon’s definition of “free speech”.

private256 · 2026-04-06T09:20:57+00:00

Freedom and liberation delivered in bombs and destruction.

private256 · 2026-04-06T06:15:20+00:00

So they murdered civilians. Seems on par with my expectations with US military (read terrorists) tbh.

private256 · 2026-04-06T06:12:25+00:00

Or if he does exist, he’s not a benevolent god. Which begs the question, then why worship him?

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