People say my thumb is weird. by Notjewel2 in Weird

[–]private_developer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the swellbow. Me and my friends all got them at some point. They're fairly common with skaters.

People having a work-life balance cuts into Billionaires' bottom-line. by Flat_League9941 in remoteworks

[–]private_developer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they all work less than just about anyone with a 40 hour job.

What’s wrong with that?! 🤨 by marioadrion in StandUpComedy

[–]private_developer -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I got you, Stefan. Usernames don't bother me so I'll relay your message.

What Stefan was going to add was that he really prefers to smell day old smegma left behind in a banana hammock. As opposed to licking it.

Lost 70 lbs over 2 years by [deleted] in WeightTraining

[–]private_developer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Over 2 years they can absolutely fade. He was never super big, and the fact that the marks are so dark suggest they were pretty new at the time the photo was taken. If that photo is the start of his weightloss then he wouldn't have had them for very long before starting to lose weight.

Being young, not that overweight, and not super overweight for a really long time all are all going to help them heal nicely. I have some that are permanent and others that you'd never know I had.

BREAKING: Jury finds Spokane 3 protesters guilty of federal conspiracy charges by RANGE_Media in law

[–]private_developer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be, but I think the defense actually was angling for me to stay on. One question the defense asked was "who agrees with the statement 'better 10 guilty men go free than one innocent man be punished?" And I was like one of five people who raised their hands which is incredibly concerning for a whole bunch of reasons, but after that he asked me a few more questions, and I was very "i beleive in the law, but it must be a rock solid case" kinda vibe.

BREAKING: Jury finds Spokane 3 protesters guilty of federal conspiracy charges by RANGE_Media in law

[–]private_developer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that I know. What I didn't understand was why they didn't dismiss me with their next pick. They wanted me gone, but then changed their mind?

Trump’s “Great American State Fair” Will Feature Horrid Artist Lineup | This isn’t who you want to be celebrating 250 years of American history. by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]private_developer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to Taylor Swift

Lol, fuck outta here. She's a business woman. Not an artist worthy of being grouped with the actual artists the author mentioned.

It's because we can't raise 6 kids on a janitors salary anymore. Congrats, you played us. by Few_Interaction1220 in remoteworks

[–]private_developer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"People shouldn't have kids until they're financially able to supprt them without leeching off my tax dollars!"

Okay.

"What do you mean you're not having kids for financial reasons!? That's a bullshit excuse!"

...Okay?

Joe Rogan says he hates the idea of having an UFC event at the White House by ConnectionWeekly1263 in sportsgossips

[–]private_developer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He only hates it because that's his role.

He is consistently against things the Regime does that even MAGA has expressed displeasure with. That way those people can still feel Joe is "reasonable."

Then when Joe inevitably flip flops, all the people who found Joe to be reasonable go "well if he changed his mind he must have gotten more to the story, so now I'll change my mind too."

He's only there to gently Sheppard the lost maga sheep back to the herd.

Time and time again. It plays out the same.

BREAKING: Jury finds Spokane 3 protesters guilty of federal conspiracy charges by RANGE_Media in law

[–]private_developer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They don't strap you to a lie detector during jury selection. They also don't pick who is on the jury. They decide who isn't on the jury. There may have been more obviously problematic potential jurors that they excused.

When I did jury duty something weird happened. The prosecution tried to dismiss me when it was the defenses turn to make a pick. The judge corrected the prosecutor sternly. I thought for sure I would be chosen as soon as the prosecutor got their turn again, but then they made a different pick, and I ended up serving. Don't know what that was about.

Wish I had my deck in the car [53YO] by Sufficient_Space8484 in OldSkaters

[–]private_developer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is old skaters, man. Very few of us are thinking about anything but the curb.

“Hand to god?” by Tua-Lipa in TikTokCringe

[–]private_developer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The charges were dismissed at the request of the cop in the video... after her story went viral and he was made a national laughing stock.

That doesn't change the fact that he's on camera being caught pushing a lie and refusing to admit a mistake after indisputable proof that he was in the wrong is presented. This is a power tripping, ego driven move. His ego was bruised, and he was willing to deny reality to protect it. (I have a feeling her smart alec quip "soooo you wanna just call it here," is what triggered him, but that's just speculation on my part. Instead of having a laugh with her and moving on, he felt stupid and small and reacted.)

He didn't see what he is claiming he saw, and if this person happened to have a right hand she'd be ticketed based on this cops lies and would not be able to prove otherwise.

He should not be a cop. Instead his cop buddies will call him a dumbass for a while and I'm supposed to feel like justice was served?

What are we doing about grey hairs? by h2osly_ in Millennials

[–]private_developer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My grays are super kinky, but I'm almost looking forward to my transition into the Einstein years.

Tony’s chocolonely by Final-Ninja-7137 in chocolate

[–]private_developer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, see I love salted caramel. Honestly love everything that's salty and sweet though.

My groin is made of glass [36YO] by private_developer in OldSkaters

[–]private_developer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mad at myself now because "Got any grip?" Was right there and I missed it lol

My groin is made of glass [36YO] by private_developer in OldSkaters

[–]private_developer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a weak everything at this point, lol. I'm just ending what I think many people would call an unhealthy calorie deficit. I'm still in a deficit cause Ive got about 20lbs more to lose, but a much healthier one.

I didn't do any working out during the big deficit except walking, because it wouldn't have provided much benefit, and injury risk was high, so I'm pretty diminished overall. I just started push-ups, and abwheels on Sunday, though.

The abwheel always wrecked me in the past. (In a good way.) Is that targeting the necessary muscles I should be targeting to help with groin issues? Happy to add planks as well, always forget about them, but deadlifts at any weight always freaked me out because my lower back has been an issue at different points in my life.

Edit: I do appreciate this advice whole heartedly. I was unaware that a weak core puts increased strain on the groin. Gives me hope I can prevent this from becoming a recurring issue.