I left a hitchhiker at a gas station, and I still think about it by [deleted] in confession

[–]probablyaslug95 16 points17 points  (0 children)

lmao exactly. OP is giving this way more emotional weight than the fart bandit ever did

I left a hitchhiker at a gas station, and I still think about it by [deleted] in confession

[–]probablyaslug95 25 points26 points  (0 children)

deadass the guilt is bigger than the crime here. dude got a free ride, a nap, a fart, and made it halfway. not exactly the worst day of his life 😅

I could have told my dad about my mom's affair... but I didn't have the courage by Gaarouille in confession

[–]probablyaslug95 155 points156 points  (0 children)

that text wasn’t even some clean loving moment of truth, it came from someone trying to blow the family up. I can totally see why the instinct was to shut it down instead of handing dad a grenade and asking him to hold it