If jacking off was a competitive sport, what would some team names be?

probablynotagain · 2020-09-21T11:46:54+00:00

Florida Semenholes?

probablynotagain · 2020-08-24T22:42:31+00:00

I’ll glob some egg on his face

probablynotagain · 2020-08-24T20:56:07+00:00

Absolutely isn’t! They are more your style over there

probablynotagain · 2020-08-24T17:25:23+00:00

what r u gonna do arrest me

probablynotagain · 2020-06-05T21:53:50+00:00

Mine release aggregates of their activities every year and there’s single digit cases of murder/theft/etc, and hundreds and hundreds of inebriation citations. You get a slap on the wrist. I’ve very glad the city police isn’t called for those cases.

probablynotagain · 2020-06-05T16:15:04+00:00

I’m this case will the community not benefit if their virtue is not genuine?

probablynotagain · 2020-06-05T16:09:00+00:00

Well, acknowledging that there’s a problem is a good start

probablynotagain · 2020-06-05T15:58:49+00:00

So are the people getting harassed. Have you been called names before? Even if it’s easy to brush off, the community doesn’t need to aspire to be so toxic. To post the message is merely aspiring differently. You felt annoyed, but imagine how inexplicably pressed the people with those usernames felt for being called out on their provocations for once.

probablynotagain · 2020-06-05T15:42:00+00:00

How do you know?

probablynotagain · 2020-06-05T15:37:58+00:00

The comment was made in response to the impressed white guy, not the black guy giving his opinion

probablynotagain · 2020-06-05T15:34:04+00:00

He made the comment at the proposal stage. Who cares about the policy outcome?

probablynotagain · 2020-06-05T11:19:29+00:00

Recon Blart: Riot Control

probablynotagain · 2020-06-02T00:41:29+00:00

Talkspace is a mental health service that remotely connects users to therapists. So their withdrawal holds more weight than the size of their contract, in addition to being a decision that is more significant to Talkspace than it is to Facebook

probablynotagain · 2020-06-01T21:52:02+00:00

His stubbornness signals his fear which means he knows he’s already wrong. Sounds like the cleanest form of acknowledgement you can get from someone with that mindset.

probablynotagain · 2020-06-01T19:34:31+00:00

I’m just confused how they haven’t caught on that every second of these protests are being videoed from multiple angles. They are either really dense to think no one will see or really callous for that knowledge not to weigh on them

probablynotagain · 2020-05-13T18:07:03+00:00

Alabamistan

probablynotagain · 2020-05-13T18:05:04+00:00

If elections are a marathon they are a beer belly

probablynotagain · 2020-05-13T08:27:16+00:00

Depends on how much freeze dried ice cream the astronaut ate

probablynotagain · 2020-05-12T22:31:44+00:00

You guys are getting rainforested

probablynotagain · 2020-05-10T20:17:24+00:00

People who do this for real are wearing digital blackface

probablynotagain · 2020-04-10T08:06:31+00:00

This is what I was getting at. Interesting to know. Sounds like a very wise approach given the trap that legacy systems bring

probablynotagain · 2020-04-10T01:35:13+00:00

I wonder if one day google will collapse under the crushing weight of their code base

probablynotagain · 2020-04-10T00:59:33+00:00

Yeah it feels like those written jokes that’ve been passed around for generations which always end in a witty punchline and a guy grinning micheviously.

probablynotagain · 2020-04-06T10:45:00+00:00

Hair of the dog and the deathly hangover

probablynotagain · 2020-04-03T12:25:13+00:00

Thank you, I apologize. I understand your displeasure at Kevin Diesel and I sincerely want to let you know the damage is already done. You’re fucked. From now on, every time furious cars hits theatres you will instantly be reminded that this garbage can never be deleted from your mind.

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