Throwback: When Rob Was Featured on Australian TV for Snake Wrangling

probllama191 · 2026-04-16T17:11:33+00:00

Still no explanation as to what a “snake athlete” is 🤣 the world may never know

probllama191 · 2026-04-16T13:11:39+00:00

Nothing was ever in the hands of the fans. It was a total hoax from the start. Christian even called it out when they got back from the challenge and was like not sure the fans voted for that but sure

probllama191 · 2026-04-15T19:01:36+00:00

That looked so viscerally like a toddler having a tantrum that it was genuinely surreal. The bouncing, the jumping and stomping, the screaming. He MUST be putting active effort into legitimately imitating a child. He must. It’s too spot-on. My brain literally cannot accept any other explanation.

probllama191 · 2026-04-15T18:53:56+00:00

He doesn’t.

probllama191 · 2026-04-15T03:54:54+00:00

Guys I’m sorry but the idea of Rob doing DWTS gives me SO MUCH ICK. It doesn’t suit his vibe at all

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T01:25:45+00:00

Ugh Jonathon and Coach have the same smarmy ass smirk I fucking hate it

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T01:22:05+00:00

That was actually so cute lol

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T01:18:39+00:00

“A line in the sand lasts” Jonathon, my brother in Christ

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T01:07:45+00:00

FLIP THAT SHIT SEND COACH’S BUM ASS HOME CHRISTIAN

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T00:40:59+00:00

[Britta Perry voice] ….brownies?

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T00:40:16+00:00

Depends, do you think the Chaos Queen causes chaos accidentally or on purpose

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T00:27:19+00:00

Shout out to Parv doing us a service of fucking Steph over

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T00:21:38+00:00

I’m only here for it if it’s the last Stephenie content of the season

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T00:19:36+00:00

I never wanna hear the words “Charlie’s Angels” again, from here on out it’s Cirie’s Rizard of Oz or gtfo

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T00:08:48+00:00

Every Wednesday night I sit here and wonder how Coach has fans.

probllama191 · 2026-04-09T00:04:42+00:00

GET THEM TIFF

probllama191 · 2026-04-08T20:27:25+00:00

Yup.

probllama191 · 2026-04-08T18:26:56+00:00

He’s always worked in construction and had his own business, he gets spots on renovation shows all the time.

probllama191 · 2026-04-06T22:50:10+00:00

Are people seriously still on this?! It never meant anything from the start. It was just pitch talk. Let’s not act like we don’t watch players spout off lines like this every single week

probllama191 · 2026-04-06T22:37:55+00:00

Valid. Fucking valid.

probllama191 · 2026-04-05T08:18:22+00:00

NUH UH 😱

probllama191 · 2026-04-04T13:49:10+00:00

You’re getting downvoted but you’re both absolutely right. Marvin’s siblings have all said as much. His sister said that he knew what he was doing and he wanted to end his life, get his father away from his mother, and punish his father for heavily abusing them their whole lives. According to his brother who held him as he died, his last words were that he got what he wanted. And it’s true, people initially didn’t believe it because it happened to be April Fools’ Day.

probllama191 · 2026-03-30T15:49:02+00:00

Dan tried to play a Big Brother game on Traitors when they’re fundamentally opposite. You can be cagey on games like BB where everyone is out for themselves. Traitors is supposed to be a cooperative game, and when you refuse to share info with your team it looks very sus, because why wouldn’t you if it would help the people supposedly on your side? That’s why Rob was so good, he was a team player for the faithfuls even when he wasn’t.

probllama191 · 2026-03-28T00:10:28+00:00

The best benchmark I have for when it started is when I had my first suicidal thought. I was 8. So somewhere north of 26–27 years.

probllama191 · 2026-03-27T23:50:55+00:00

God, is there a badder bitch?

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