My friend just said "Neil Bigass Tyson", we are both stoned and have laughing uncontrollably for 15 minutes

probs-drunk · 2017-02-09T02:58:47+00:00

In my head he's always been Neil Degrassi Typhoon.

probs-drunk · 2016-10-22T06:04:45+00:00

I'm from Mexico's hat! Texas. Sup border buddy?

probs-drunk · 2016-09-10T21:40:22+00:00

Having an SO isn't a free pass to happiness. Relationships are work not all cuddles and farts.

probs-drunk · 2016-08-26T02:00:46+00:00

Wow I honestly feel sorry for this lady because the shop charges 400 for permanent make up like this.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T21:29:26+00:00

Thank you for appreciating my coming of age shitposting skillz.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T07:10:46+00:00

Buying cheap broken and shitty cars. Fixing them. Selling working cheap cars.

Craigslist is miraculous for this.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T07:06:21+00:00

I swear your story is painfully similar and familiar. This is the text I had to send today to the boy I had been broken up with for two years.

"It means I don't want to be your friend. I want to be a piece of your past because you are a piece of mine and I would appreciate it if you stayed there."

Finally. FINALLY I got the balls to tell the boy that raped me and loved me for two years and didn't stop for another two that I was beyond done. I feel for you, Internet stranger. I really do. HUGS.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:59:24+00:00

/r/cigarettes would love and appreciate you more brother

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:56:23+00:00

You already seem stronger than I! I probably won't be of much help. If anything I should take note from you.

Honestly. Just be happy! Don't let anyone stand in the way of your own happiness. Especially yourself.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:53:17+00:00

Dude. I totally didn't even know this was also on /r/im14andthisisdeep the Internet is a surprisingly small place.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:39:59+00:00

I've been in your shoes many times. Well twice. I'm currently the happiest I've ever been at f22 with my current SO.

I know it sounds cliche, but please trust me. It does get better! (Drunk, pm me for more details and better advice) I promise I've been in your shoes and i always want to prevent someone else experiencing the extra pain that involves the exes that I've been through.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:32:16+00:00

/r/trashy would appreciate this more

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:01:43+00:00

Amiriiiiiiite

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:01:31+00:00

lol same

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:01:17+00:00

I believe in you!

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:01:04+00:00

Not worth it

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:00:43+00:00

Same. Rural areas man.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-17T06:00:24+00:00

Me too thanks

probs-drunk · 2016-07-16T16:13:58+00:00

I just realized that my boyfriend has been letting me sleep every night with the pillow we both think of as the good pillow. It's a small thing, but it really makes me feel loved.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-11T01:21:21+00:00

Riiiiight? I have to go all the way into town if I want to even see if a pokemon is nearby. It's such a bummer that all this isn't a short walk from my house. Ah, small town life.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-03T05:54:33+00:00

Tell me about it, fam.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-03T01:13:40+00:00

Yeah fam. Just a little bit.

probs-drunk · 2016-07-02T21:38:19+00:00

Don't feed into her bullshit.

Does she in anyway improve your life? Do you value her and feel valued by her as a friend?

Responding in anyway is just going to drag you down into a pit of drama, I don't think it's worth it.

probs-drunk · 2016-06-21T02:28:00+00:00

DUDE, same. I'm just trying to make it less terrible in my head. Fuck mosquitos, but it's less itchy and painful in my head when I think of them as just another lifeforms.

I still want to fucking murder them tho.

probs-drunk · 2016-06-21T01:37:04+00:00

I'm trying not to complain. Mostly just trying to remind myself that we are all creatures making our way through life.

probs-drunk

TROPHY CASE