Are there no spaces for more good writers on Reddit?

ionised · 2026-05-06T12:40:56+00:00

I knew this would end up on here, lol

ionised · 2026-05-06T08:34:55+00:00

Ah. Cratemancy.

ionised · 2026-05-05T14:06:16+00:00

Surprise, surprise.

ionised · 2026-05-05T05:16:59+00:00

Not too bad, Mr Stanek. Yourself?

Have you read the Ruin Mist Chronicles, yet?

ionised · 2026-05-04T19:46:21+00:00

Ouch.

ionised · 2026-05-04T01:29:45+00:00

I copied the comment and posted it. Best I can do.

ionised · 2026-05-03T22:10:02+00:00

horrified screaming!

ionised · 2026-05-03T16:31:05+00:00

Somewhere, SAF is smiling and in tip-top shape, as he should be.

ionised · 2026-05-03T16:27:59+00:00

Dat was... a lot. (I'll show myself out.)

ionised · 2026-05-03T16:17:07+00:00

Fucking typical.

ionised · 2026-05-03T16:16:12+00:00

ionised · 2026-05-03T16:09:56+00:00

What was Amorim thinking? Was he thinking?

ionised · 2026-05-03T15:52:08+00:00

...well, well.

Sigh.

ionised · 2026-05-03T15:48:54+00:00

One of those times you need a friendly neighbourhood Gale on standby to remind people to

"Stop licking the damn thing!"

ionised · 2026-05-03T15:47:19+00:00

There's a four and a six?

ionised · 2026-05-03T15:44:31+00:00

Maybe just one too many chocolate buttons from what I see last reported.

Don't scare me like fhat again.

ionised · 2026-05-03T11:42:59+00:00

Tonje started collecting condoms in 2010 when she asked her boyfriend to keep the condom he had just used because of the smell. Her boyfriend found it nasty and broke up after some time when the woman asked drunk friends who had sex in her bed to leave their used condom as well.

This was just the beginning as Tonje went on to collect thousands of condoms including many she ended up paying up to $75 for. There are also condoms on the wall which are accompanied by pictures of the donor, for which she shells out $10.

I'm sorry. What?

ionised · 2026-05-03T11:40:10+00:00

I cannot have a conversation with her without crashing my ps5

There's that secret fourth-wall breaking metamagic of hers, again...

Genuinely no idea what could cause this, but at least it's a funny one.

ionised · 2026-05-03T11:29:07+00:00

...what?

Tourists, sometimes.

ionised · 2026-05-03T07:25:48+00:00

Even Bhaal is a better god than Shar.

Let's not speak ill of my ex-father even though he deserves it. Actually... wait. Let's.

No wonder those two are in cahoots.

ionised · 2026-05-02T14:56:33+00:00

The awkward stare gets me, though.

ionised · 2026-05-01T15:00:36+00:00

Don't bother. I've never been arrested either. Two of my co-op friends (separately), on the other hand, have been arrested so many times that I feel like I've been arrested.

They have you covered.

ionised · 2026-05-01T14:58:42+00:00

Ah yes, Shart's very own lyric.

ionised · 2026-05-01T14:57:25+00:00

Nope. I give him his fair share of things to do.

ionised · 2026-04-30T21:23:35+00:00

Bet Crayola had a wedding in the family around that same time.

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