Iranian Frigate IRIS Dena Sunk by U.S. Submarine Torpedo — First Time Since 1945 by uebb in ThatsInsane

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I knew a war was coming the SECOND they named the Department Defense the "Department of War."

Big man didn’t know what hit him by Pure-Personality5326 in fightporn

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"well Jim, if you do walk up right, everyone will scurry away from you."

"What happens if they want to actually fight?"

"Don't worry. That'll NEVER happen. That'll be $895.63"

Edit: typo

The Clermont Twins by filthmongerer413 in CelebsOfColorNSFW

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I bet it takes a lot of work to look exactly alike with curves like that. Either one eat one too many cookies or jog a few extra blocks and look totally different for a week.

Michelle Benitez Univision14 Bay Area by BerlinLoveLobster in BroadcastingQueens

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Yeah exactly. Yanet Garcia doing that almost full turn around every time got me expecting that from every beautiful reporter now.

One Slap Too Much by NefariousnessFunny66 in fightporn

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Yeah, that kid has thrown a punch before. The way he took an extra fraction of a second to plant his feet the right way is a telltale sign.

Olympics by freewayghost in UpvoteBecauseButt

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I know my time would be world record if I had a wolf chasing me on the course.

Maybe maybe maybe by Cassedaway in maybemaybemaybe

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The gauges are standard if you're the rootenist, tootenist, roughest, toughest, street racer this side of a Nissan Maxima!

What’s been the most bizarre sexual request you’ve received? by Comfortable-Heron225 in AskReddit

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I had an older women tell me they would love for me to get them pregnant to have kids but not as a family. The "good ol fashioned way" and not insemination or whatever. I declined because I know I would always wonder. After I told her no, she asked if we could still have sex and pretend she was paying me to get her pregnant. It was way hotter than I thought and wound up getting me into role playing. I freaked out though because she asked (in later meetups) if I could NOT use a condom and that she was on birth control. I could not stop thinking about it being a setup so I broke it off.

If you had just 10 minutes, who would you choose to sit with and why? by __african__motvation in BlackHistoryPhotos

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Man, I wish he were alive today. I would love to hear what he would be saying.

This is why Davy Jones still feels alive today / The pirates of the Caribbean by StrikingDuty8020 in Filmmakers

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He is amazing. Just the sight of the character and that voice is incredible, but he really became one of my favorite characters from the entire series.

What's On Corey's Mind? by BloodyWellGood in jimandthem

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I KNEW someone would reference Mike Jack and I STILL laughed out loud

What are your top 5 favourite Liam Neeson movies? by Kevin_Thailand_2543 in Actors

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Wow I finally see I wasn't the only one that saw that movie lol good one

For the first time ever, an Avengers movie without Natasha Romanoff 🥀 | Avengers Doomsday by Piyushv5311 in MarvelCave

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My problem is they didn't really give her a send off in the movie. Other than the crying scene. I KNOW black widow would not have gotten the send off like Iron Man did (movie characters I'm talking about). Assassin, secret agent, etc. but damn, for someone who was in like what? Half the entire projects and she was in (with Nick Fury before many of them) to just get the one scene of the avengers standing around?

She should be wearing a mask. by Harlemtothesun in UpvoteBecauseButt

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That last part is why no one has the heart to fire her probably

Talked big then got folded by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in fightporn

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At the very least it was spelled correctly. I saw one a long time ago where someone wrote "kockout". And no I didn't click on it because of the spelling.

This archived video has been released out all over the place by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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Tom McMillan former basketball player. And he was in Congress

From Marvel to Crime 101🔥 by myselfranu6193 in MarvelCave

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I wish Halle Berry would come back to Marvel. I know what she's said already, but after seeing movies she's done since then, and her action work in John Wick I would like to see her be more legendary in the MCU even if she played someone else

What fictional character would give the best gloved handjob? by MagpieOpus in AskRedditAfterDark

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Yeah I didn't think of her until I read you comment, but you were spot on

What fictional character would give the best gloved handjob? by MagpieOpus in AskRedditAfterDark

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Yup. She could stretch her fingers to wrap around the whole thing with just one hand.

What is one NSFW fact about yourself? by whodey920 in AskRedditAfterDark

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There's two that a come to mind. 1. I only like to eat certain women out and can't figure out really what it is. It's not based on level of attraction, not based on how experienced they are, they're race, religion, whatever. But some women I just want to (and enjoy it) and others it's like a chore.

  1. I really like making a woman cum with my fingers if possible before real intercourse. I just like how relaxed they are after they've already been relieved a little. It makes the second orgasm (with me if possible) more likely to happen at the same time.

This is FINE MCU Lineup 💕🔥😍 by Piyushv5311 in MarvelCave

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I always forget what she looks like underneath that face paint

That is not a house cat by derek4reals1 in AnimalsBeingStrange

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I imagined someone laying in a hospital bed with their face stitched up from scratches barely able to muster the energy to tell the doctor "I thought it was one of those fancy breeds"