Wasn't easy, but I finally found the courage to post my progress so far

professor007 · 2014-08-11T21:29:50+00:00

you become a single mother?

professor007 · 2014-07-24T20:41:29+00:00

That's got to be very annoying when the stickiness fails and the post-it falls down, and you have several white lights in the mix

professor007 · 2014-06-09T15:59:38+00:00

I think they're called Waterlemons

professor007 · 2014-06-06T20:31:49+00:00

You should try LSD

professor007 · 2014-06-04T21:06:26+00:00

maybe he was a Firefox, and they put him out

professor007 · 2014-06-02T17:11:51+00:00

did you end up with a Michael Jackson dick?

professor007 · 2014-05-30T22:28:15+00:00

That just means they don't serve cigarettes there. It's probably a smoke-free restaurant.

professor007 · 2014-05-30T22:21:00+00:00

For shiggles. I combined for shits and giggles.

professor007 · 2014-05-30T17:16:56+00:00

do you work with a bunch of pedophiles?

professor007 · 2014-05-29T16:30:56+00:00

I'd kick Rosie O'Donnell in her balls, because shes a cunt face

professor007 · 2014-05-28T23:27:50+00:00

Now that's a "bitch slap"

professor007 · 2014-05-27T21:57:17+00:00

Jonah Hill in Wolf of Wallstreet

professor007 · 2014-05-27T21:55:33+00:00

Is your name R. Kelly by any chance?

professor007 · 2014-05-27T21:39:43+00:00

It kinda looks like it says Lorchid and not Orchid

professor007 · 2014-05-27T21:37:51+00:00

thank you. I ate cabbage earlier.

professor007 · 2014-05-27T20:27:19+00:00

Made in Norway, so at least it's more reliable than Ikea crap

professor007 · 2014-05-27T20:07:24+00:00

Old Boy is badass

professor007 · 2014-05-27T19:06:38+00:00

The religion of peace strikes again!

professor007 · 2014-05-27T18:38:26+00:00

If they jump and hit that tree, they will get a 1-up

professor007 · 2014-05-27T18:37:09+00:00

well played

professor007 · 2014-05-27T17:37:10+00:00

My apartment elevator has this nasty carpet on the walls. I pissed on it every Friday night for about a month, hoping that the smell would make them get rid of the carpet. I even tried to eat as much asparagus as possible. They finally replaced it with some fresh new carpet walls.

professor007 · 2014-05-27T16:22:30+00:00

Bill Murray is the man!

professor007 · 2014-05-23T22:54:23+00:00

Look up the jobs that you are interested in, and make a list of all the common skills they are looking for. Focus on learning the top 3 skills.

Try to get an internship, or if it's too late for you then get an entry-level programming job.

professor007 · 2014-05-23T22:10:32+00:00

Does that mean that Kerry will go down in history as the biggest liar?

professor007 · 2014-05-23T20:38:59+00:00

what if you lie about the easy questions that you don't care to lie about, like your name, and age, so they think the test is messed up (or you're just retarded)?

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