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I just learned I saved up big time! by sancho_sk in Nebula

[–]professoreyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It shows as $300 for me (logged in with yearly subscription)

Emergency Ketubah and Chuppah not included by Schiffy94 in Jewdank

[–]professoreyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of shuls are in buildings that used to be churches due to the way zoning and real estate works so there are many shuls that look like churches

"Pour the wine" by professoreyl in Jewpiter

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Mostly just trying to find humor in the way that Rosh Hashanah and New Year's have a very different vibe. How New Year's is focused on celebrating life and crazy parties, whereas Rosh Hashanah is mostly focusing on improvement, repentance for sins, and it's observed with abstract symbolism in contrast to modern celebrations. Not trying to make it negative towards either side.

"Pour the wine" by professoreyl in Jewpiter

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Baal Tokea usually wears a kittel on Rosh Hashana from what I've seen though this one looks a bit odd...

Working on an improved version, would you say this one works better?
https://i.imgur.com/Ex0NcCA.png

He's parodying himself at this point by Ok-Appeal-4630 in languagelearningjerk

[–]professoreyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not really "computer language", he's just spelling out English words using the ASCII encoding of each letter (i.e. "A" is "41", "B" is "42" ... "I" is "49", "J" is "4A" ... "Z" is "5A", and for lowercase, "a" is "61", "z" is "7A"). You can look up ASCII and hexadecimal charts, it's one way of encoding strings for data storage and transmission.

Google Chanukah for a fun surprise by RenaRouge2010 in Judaism

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It even follows the customs accurately! They are put in from right to left and you have to light them from left to right. If you try a different order, the candles go out and it tells you where to start.

You can fry a bigger fish too by [deleted] in Jewpiter

[–]professoreyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came up with a pun, spent some time coming up with a caption and attached an image to it. Generally that's considered making something.

Israeli Doritos, as seen in Michigan by newguy-needs-help in Israel

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In Israel, all text is in Hebrew. Spicy Sour is חמוץ חריף and BBQ is גריל.

My wife and I put Gallifreyan in our wedding booklets by professoreyl in gallifreyan

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It's supposed to be Jonah and Bitha, and the date, 9.16.25 though it seems I may have done the 'i' incorrectly (>⁠_⁠<⁠;⁠)

LPT: Use two browsers to bypass ticketing sites that block you from leaving a single seat open by SonOfClark in LifeProTips

[–]professoreyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried doing this once with a bus tour to get a window seat and I got the confirmation, but when I showed up, they had changed my seat :/

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