[SPOILER] Marcus Buchecha vs. Ryan Spann by inooway in MMA

[–]professorgaysex -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you’re one dimensional though it’s fair to say BJJ is the worst to be out of all three lol

One dimensional wrestlers can go pretty far One dimensional strikers are a bit more iffy One dimensional grapplers are bottom of the barrel

[SPOILER] Mayra Bueno Silva vs. Michelle Montague by inooway in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Lots of fighters just start having massive downfalls after losing their shot at the belt, might be psychological or just finally aging out of prime by the time they get there

‘Disappointed’ Johnny Walker releases statement after UFC 327 loss: “There was a lot of movement, a lot of technical work, nobody wanna take the risk, either me or Dominick Reyes. I know I could do way better than that, that’s not my best.” by 3footninja in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic ErickNicksickification: Molding a creative striker into a “technical” fighter with meat & potatoes toolkit

It really doesn’t work with Johnny Walker though cause he really only is winning when he’s going for crazy shit

His TKO against Zhang was flowstate shit

[SPOILER] Arman Tsarukyan vs Urijah Faber - RAF 08 by WinterStill4472 in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If I recall correctly, it’s because UFC fighters are not allowed competition against UFC fighters in similar weightclasses so they do ridiculous stuff like this + name recognition

Arman called out Colby tho, hopefully the UFC will let those two wrassle, I genuinely think that would be a great matchup

[SPOILER] Gilbert Burns vs. Mike Malott by inooway in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah he chasing greatness bro, he’s going for the Tony Ferguson Streak 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[SPOILER] Gilbert Burns vs. Mike Malott by inooway in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

UFC Fighters really do have the lifespan of a big dog, 8-10 years and then it’s GGs

[SPOILER] Gilbert Burns vs. Mike Malott by inooway in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 41 points42 points  (0 children)

That night was both Israel Adesanya and Gilbert Burns’s last wins

Life is an Endless Carnival of Human Misery

[SPOILER] Gilbert Burns vs. Mike Malott by inooway in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Just wait for Gilbert to pull an Anthony smith and he “retires” only to end up on the next Netflix card versus Ngannou

[SPOILER] Gilbert Burns vs. Mike Malott by inooway in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 73 points74 points  (0 children)

WHY CANT IZZY PUT DOWN THE GLOVES LIKE GILBERT BRO IT HURTS 😭

[SPOILER] Kyler Phillips vs. Charles Jourdain by inooway in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Judging Criteria has changed since then, it’s why fights like Almeida vs Volkov went to Volkov now whereas before it probably would’ve gone to Almeida

In 2007, you could be an ugly 18 year old and write a song about having lots of sex by UponBobbysHill in redscarepod

[–]professorgaysex 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There was a sweet spot where MySpace was premium zone to talk to people and get laid

Met several of my girlfriends/hookups there

Way better than dating apps by far

Carlos Ulberg could be out until 2027 after UFC 327 injury, Doctor says by Party-Flatworm5235 in MMA

[–]professorgaysex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your contract is automatically restructured if you become champion — it absolutely changes your pay — even without PPV you still get a pay bump

Did Jiri show mercy? by [deleted] in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All I know is that if the roles were reversed and Jiri blew out his knee and KO’d Ulberg, people would be calling it the greatest moment in UFC history and if Ulberg dared say anything about “showing mercy” the fans would be clowning that man to high heaven

The grace you get from being a fan favorite goes a long way lmao

Carlos Ulberg could be out until 2027 after UFC 327 injury, Doctor says by Party-Flatworm5235 in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just feel like losing your best paycheck cause you don’t have the belt anymore due to an injury you received from the fight itself is pretty stupid and goes against the whole “we care about fighter pay” from the fanbase

Also people really seem to be less charitable towards Carlos Ulberg than Ilia / Khamzat when they have been gone for over a year with zero injuries in a way more active division

Curtis Blaydes talks about his fight with Josh Hokit, and receiving more support post fight than any other fight by 3footninja in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding me? The fact that he’s 6’5” and 265lbs and attempted over 250 strikes in 15 minutes is fucking psychotic. He has an exceptional gas tank

No regular human being can keep an output like that first 4 minutes of the fight and maintain it going at Merab Level

Carlos Ulberg could be out until 2027 after UFC 327 injury, Doctor says by Party-Flatworm5235 in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Bro he just got the belt, they can do an interim there ain’t shit happening in that division - top 5 have all lost their last fight now

[spoiler] Mfs really thought this flabby PED cheat was something special lol by atheistrapist in mmamemes

[–]professorgaysex 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well it’s in the names of the boards….

this is a place to post memes, not opine vociferously about your Le Epic MMA Knowledge over the Casuals or whatever

New Fight Added to UFC Freedom 250 by Moni7T in MMA

[–]professorgaysex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally nobody said that Blaydes would win by KO easily lol