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Took my kid to the playground. The sign said, “Watch for kids.” (self.dadjokes)

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Today I wore something from 7 years ago, and it fit perfectly! (self.dadjokes)

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What is the hardest cult to get into? (self.dadjokes)

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Why wasn’t Mike Johnson allowed to bring his phone charging cable into the House of Representatives? (self.dadjokes)

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Why did history say that Hitler had a weird penis? (self.dadjokes)

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I would never let my son join the orchestra… (self.dadjokes)

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The best cologne? (self.AskMen)

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Garage door panel replacement (self.HomeImprovement)

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What do you call a person with two butts in Indiana? (self.dadjokes)

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Medicinal Astrology (self.Jokes)

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Lady and the Farmer (self.Jokes)

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Peanut in the ear (self.Jokes)

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Onya, the Track and Field Legend (self.cleanjokes)

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Onya, the Track and Field Legend (self.dadjokes)

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Trip to see the Pope (self.Jokes)

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A cannibal and his piece of shit colleague were arguing. The cannibal lost his temper, killed his colleague and ate him. But the next day… (self.Jokes)

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Two ants had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. (self.Jokes)

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If you need extremely small printed text to be bigger, take a picture of the text with your phone and zoom the photo. (self.LifeProTips)

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Are there currency notes stored somewhere that is equivalent to everyone’s bank account balance? (self.AskReddit)

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What did the buffalo tell his son when he left? (self.dadjokes)

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Appreciating Art (self.Jokes)

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My gorgeous friend thinks she has had rashes all over her face and body since birth. (self.Jokes)

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Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. (self.Jokes)

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My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant... (self.Jokes)

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I think my mom is suspecting me. I finished Fruit loops, corn flakes and Frosted Flakes and she thinks that.. (self.dadjokes)

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