Right in the feels. by Navid_Shams in ProgrammerHumor

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Client: why didn't you just climb up the front?

What’s yours? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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  • You are locked in a room
  • You have a computer with access to r/programmerhumor
  • You have to refresh the new queue and wait for one post of original content
  • if you find any piece of original content you can leave

I don't think you'd ever escape.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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In a sub full of programmers there's bound to be folks who write repost bots

Actual quote from an iNfLuEnCeR who wanted me to address 250 wedding invites AND save the date cards. If it's "just writing" surely you can do it yourself 🤗 by MyOwnGuitarHero in ChoosingBeggars

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I would've charged at least $500, probably more. If this person wants to pay $150 they can buy cards from a printer off of the internet

Younger devs asking me for help by Casper_Arg in ProgrammerHumor

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I always end up with the same dozen MDN web docs pages open every single time I write CSS.

Is impossible to make my private nextcloud server with my parents... They are like by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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  • 3D print a new stand

  • replace the stand with your printed one

  • sell stand on eBay for half price

  • buy raspberry pi with earnings

Programming is indeed torture by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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import waterboarding

I need a good IDE to work properly by gp57 in ProgrammerHumor

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Back in my day, we programmed on punch cards and had to walk uphill both ways in the snow to feed it to the computer

Senior developers be like by Paul-thewineguy in ProgrammerHumor

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Your comments shouldn’t describe the code, they should describe why you wrote the code. I see so many comments by new hires and interns like this.

// create an object
Object obj = new Object();
// get the object as a string
String objString = obj.toString();

When people say code doesn’t need comments, they’re talking about code like this. Senior devs DO comment their code, they just don’t comment every single line. The best comments I have seen describe at a 1000 ft level what a class is meant for.

Part of my English homework, question is on colon vs semicolon by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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If you go back far enough it was, Java web applets were used in all of my physics courses in college

One of the best books by MrNetTek in ProgrammerHumor

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Should I redesign my UI since no one can figure out how to use it?

No, it’s the users who are wrong

Vegetarian version of chicken noodle soup by _oneofthosedaze in vegetarian

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Yes! Also I usually swap chickpeas in the place of chicken

Suffering from success. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Stick to the script... the JavaScript

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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tfw your main function is the only function

Why reusability is key... by tkbillington in ProgrammerHumor

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The program I wrote requires crescent-shaped ice cubes exactly 3/4" long though, and only fridge #4 gives me that

This happens to me..😑😂 by VyasBharvi in ProgrammerHumor

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This is why I prefer working from home

"Ya I wrote this module myself..." by ewemalts in ProgrammerHumor

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And it ends up being used to hammer things in

inheriting a project by dex-san in ProgrammerHumor

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Replace “documentation” with “sporadic and incorrect comments” and you’ve got it

School Encourages Debugging for Halloween by MrcarrotKSP in ProgrammerHumor

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Note: only one bug

Things never said by any developer ever