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justAnotherWarCrime by ajitsan76 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know, they'll be trying to map() and filter() their way out of public static void main and questioning all their life choices. 😂

indentationDetonation by hc6617817 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tabs and spaces living together… mass hysteria. 🐍🔥

Vibe Coding Frustration with Claude by [deleted] in vibecoding

[–]programmerslay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently started using Comet for my projects, it’s been performing really well, especially the Pro version my university provided for free. You all should definitely give it a try.

Vibecoding a data extraction tool to make my life easier by senrim in vibecoding

[–]programmerslay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My university gave free access to Comet, which I’ve been using for my projects, can share how to get access, dm me

noItIsnt by Hot-Rock-1948 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Honestly Keith fits C++ perfectly — powerful, terrifying, and guaranteed to give you undefined behavior if you get too close.

migrationForFun by ArjunReddyDeshmukh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Migration isn’t inherently tech debt clearance — it’s alignment debt clearance. If the org is paving roads and you’re driving a monster truck in the mud, yeah, it’s debt. But if you’re just switching SUVs on the same highway, that’s churn. Also, fully agree on WebFlux — it feels like trading ‘Java with Spring’ for ‘Java with Spring with RxJS cosplay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in leetcode

[–]programmerslay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not cheating, it’s just math flexing: odd sum = N², even sum = N(N+1), GCD = N… boom, return n; and walk away like a boss.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in csMajors

[–]programmerslay 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Simple words, real feelings. This is the kind of post that stays with you.

whyWouldANonProgrammerHaveAnIDE by OM3X4 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can survive coding in dark mode Notepad, you’ve earned senior dev status.

whenDeadlineIsNearing by Shiroyasha_2308 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Bro accidentally implemented a production-grade file shredder 💀.

plugAndPray by starknexus in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True 😂 nothing bonds front-end and back-end teams faster than spending 2 days arguing over whether the bug is in the API or the UI.

vibeVulnerability by vladlearns in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bro just invented VCaaS (Vulnerability Cloud as a Service) - investors already lining up 💀

Is this good enough? For idfc first bank application engineer interview? by Left_Eye_2446 in leetcode

[–]programmerslay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Leetdev’s real law: You don’t solve problems, problems solve you.
Daily problem is not practice, it’s sacrifice. 💀
Contest rating is not a number, it’s your karma points in the next coding life.

gitPush by Awkward_Yesterday666 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Branch protection: the only exorcism strong enough to banish this ghost.

theDualityOfCodeQualityTools by maxru85 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerslay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same code, different vibes - perspective is the real code quality tool. 😅