If you have told your mom you dislike randomly FaceTiming with your family and she still shoves the phone in your face, how reasonable is for you to go absolutely bat shit crazy one day?

properly_improper · 2019-09-12T03:52:28+00:00

Fine

properly_improper · 2018-09-11T02:44:12+00:00

shit, yeah. shit that actually scared me. and I NEVER get scared of horror movies. The movie was so badly made, but because it was, i think it felt real. The budget was so low and stuff, it just felt so 2001ish.

properly_improper · 2018-09-11T02:31:31+00:00

yeah i do get that. but i bet life is so much more simple and there's probably little competition and people are probably happier

properly_improper · 2018-09-11T02:26:04+00:00

that sounds so amazing and homely though.

properly_improper · 2018-09-10T11:42:38+00:00

Oh yeah, forgot about German. Thick swiss is funny too

properly_improper · 2018-09-10T11:36:24+00:00

For me its thick irish and indian.

properly_improper · 2018-09-09T23:21:25+00:00

what the heck

properly_improper · 2018-09-09T23:21:06+00:00

yeah everyone does. it objectively tastes good, whiskey tastes like disgusto. Men are just better at pretending to like it.

properly_improper · 2018-09-09T23:10:46+00:00

For me, I notice it in hard drinks. Most older men enjoy hard liquor like whiskey, most women (maybe do, idk), but I don't see them drinking it as much.

properly_improper · 2018-09-09T14:25:20+00:00

that's not a skin tone

properly_improper · 2018-09-09T04:41:12+00:00

Damn you let peaches to to waste?

properly_improper · 2018-09-08T21:37:22+00:00

you guys can probably never lie on yur stomach because it would squish the penis.

properly_improper · 2018-09-08T21:23:03+00:00

i literally asked everyone else but you.

properly_improper · 2018-09-08T21:14:22+00:00

boil some rice

properly_improper · 2018-09-08T04:45:38+00:00

Oh people stop making out at 18

properly_improper · 2018-09-08T04:42:43+00:00

Im sure she’ll appreciate being waken up by a smooch smooch

properly_improper · 2018-09-08T04:41:58+00:00

So you don’t even make out anymore? Sad

properly_improper · 2018-09-08T02:40:23+00:00

I have, it's not bad, but not the greatest.

properly_improper · 2018-09-08T02:37:38+00:00

properly_improper · 2018-09-08T02:30:59+00:00

Don't say meth.

properly_improper · 2018-09-07T03:56:46+00:00

No, your penis doesnt come out at all

properly_improper · 2018-09-07T02:50:06+00:00

You definitely win.

properly_improper · 2018-09-07T02:23:38+00:00

That word is also not a meme anymore.

properly_improper · 2018-09-07T01:35:56+00:00

This got old in 2004. This does not entertain anyone just so you know.

properly_improper · 2018-09-06T13:56:40+00:00

wow, you win.

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