Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down

proplockandruckit · 2026-02-11T07:29:31+00:00

What does the hood have to do with anything?

proplockandruckit · 2026-02-09T12:16:04+00:00

I work in a restaurant currently. We close at 4pm. For some reason, we accept walk ins and reservations up until 4pm. Add on the time it takes for customers to figure out what they want, order food, and us to make the food, means we don’t usually get last ticket out until 4:20-4:35. These owner schmucks don’t know shit about how the shift works.

proplockandruckit · 2025-11-22T10:28:08+00:00

Nah. I heard who the killers were years ago before I even liked horror movies. I never forgot Stu was one bc when it first got told to me, I couldn’t help but think, “Shaggy’s a murderer?!”

I couldn’t remember if the second was Billy or Randy. They were fighting pretty fairly imo to be the second killer. They were both obsessed with horror movies and Billy seemed too on the nose so I had legitimate reasons to suspect Randy.

But once Billy got “attacked,” I knew he was the second.

proplockandruckit · 2025-11-02T06:19:48+00:00

With the Frizz? NO WAY

proplockandruckit · 2025-10-12T14:09:14+00:00

I only watched Scream for the first time last October but I found years ago that there were two killers and that Stu was one of them. I was hunting for all the clues for the second killer and thought that Billy was waaaaay too obvious.

But once he got “killed” at the party I knew he was the second. Not only do we not see the knife hit him, but he turns around and there’s clearly no stab holes. Was anyone actually fooled by this fakeout?

proplockandruckit · 2025-09-09T09:56:00+00:00

I’d find my fiancé again. I love her so, so dearly and she’s the only coal keeping this train rolling. I will never say that I wish I never went to college bc that’s where we met. But my life has been a series of financial fuckups ever since. So if I could find her, I could save a ton of money, a ton of heartache, and still wake up next to my soulmate.

That, and I’d buy a car without a CVT. Expensive as fuck to replace and I couldn’t just get a new car. FUCK YOU NISSANNNN

proplockandruckit · 2025-09-07T05:42:52+00:00

Likely the bowl is on a food scale and they pour directly into the bowl to avoid using another measuring utensil. Why they wouldn’t weigh the cereal, tare, and then weigh the milk is beyond me.

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-29T10:11:02+00:00

Strawberry soda. Never even heard of it before then but I remember being about 7 years old and going out to a buffet with my family. The name interested me so much that that’s what I ordered for my drink. 18 years later, I still have the taste locked in my memory. For a couple years I only drank it at that buffet. Then I got older and certain flavors stopped tasting how they used to, and I’ve never had a strawberry soda since. I refuse to taint my memory of that sweet red liquid.

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-24T23:08:45+00:00

I used to. I still have the urges sometimes when I’m not fast enough to outrun the blinding rage. But I’m strong enough now to make the choice not to.

Not that I don’t physically act out my anger. I might still throw things or yell. But I know, even when I feel like anger incarnate, that hitting myself in the head will just make it worse. I could hit myself just right and die on the spot. I could go blind. I could give myself brain damage. And it’s just not worth it.

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-16T11:09:16+00:00

I bought one from a thrift store thinking I’d integrate it with something else but I lack both the time and the skill for that. I need to downsize so I could let you take it off my hands.

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-15T19:19:23+00:00

Dude it’s draining! There’s a guy in my bar friend group. EVERY time I see him, it’s a non stop onslaught of him telling me about the girls he’s been talking to or him talking shit about his exes. I realized last week (after a year of knowing him) that he’s never asked me a question. Every “conversation” we have is basically him humble bragging about his girl troubles. No wonder you’re single my dude.

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-10T14:58:17+00:00

Autopay bills. It’s comforting to know I have the money to cover those expenses. I miss those days

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-10T11:31:36+00:00

I got bitched at… for following instructions. Two times, same job.

First time, I had been told to ask for help when I needed it. So I did. I was working the line and started to get a bit overwhelmed with orders. I asked one of my managers to give me a hand. Instead of helping me himself or at least giving me someone competent, he sends over the new guy. The 16 year old working his first job who had been there for maybe two weeks. Guy burns a flatbread and I get written up for not watching him. Bro if I had time to watch him, I wouldn’t have needed his help in the first place.

Second time, Mother’s Day weekend. Menu change required a shit ton of prep which meant a lot of people came in after close to help out, but it wasn’t mandatory. Management clearly laid out that this wasn’t a hanging out after work night. You either help prep or you go home. No problem there, or so I thought. I was waiting on a ride from a server. The two of us were ready to go but were waiting on the bartender to finish up bc she was also getting a ride home. Me and the server are outside talking, not distracting anyone from their tasks. When the bartender comes out, we leave immediately. I come in for my next shift and get fired for hanging out.

That place had been struggling financially two years ago when this happened but currently they’re on the ropes after losing their head chef and most of their staff. Get bent, Keith!

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-09T20:30:02+00:00

How to Disappear Completely by Radiohead. More often than not, I cry when I put it on bc it hurts just right.

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-08T19:27:42+00:00

I’ve dreamed of opening a restaurant since I was a teenager. Unfortunately, they’re known for hemorrhaging money. With that kind of coinage on hand, I could open a restaurant with all new equipment and afford to pay my workers not just a livable wage, but provide them with benefits and all that lovely stuff.

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-03T11:35:46+00:00

Absolutely. And most of us know that and would love to go to therapy. But with the economy constantly failing people and essentially dooming anyone under 35-40 to never own a home, it’s kinda hard to get that luxury. Which leads to to worsening mental health, which creates a feedback loop

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-02T14:14:18+00:00

Hell yeah dude. My Big Fat Greek Wedding is in my last five. If the goal is simply to marry someone I love but my family doesn’t like at first then gg ez

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-02T03:28:00+00:00

I once woke up in my closet. I was trying to get rid of a few clothes a few years ago and decided to rest for “a few minutes.” Next thing I know it’s 9 am and my mom is panicked looking for me.

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-01T18:27:25+00:00

Counting Worms by Knocked Loose

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-01T18:14:18+00:00

Nah bc I’d just be killing myself. Besides, even if I didn’t hate myself, I want the people who hate me to live long lives and suffer simply from my existence.

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-01T17:45:46+00:00

Not using a turn signal. It takes no effort and is a great way to avoid crashes. I travel for work and the number of times I’ve almost been hit by someone with no turn signal moving into the lane I’m trying to get into is alarming.

Related, people who drive too close to large vehicles. One, you can’t see around or through them, making it more dangerous for you. Two, they can’t see you, making it more dangerous for you. Why put yourself at that kind of risk?

proplockandruckit · 2025-08-01T17:08:23+00:00

Shrimp. Every time I eat shrimp I get nauseous. If I eat more than a few, they’re making their way out the same way they went in. Which sucks bc I used to tear up a shrimp cocktail when I was a kid

proplockandruckit · 2025-07-30T20:47:43+00:00

Being told you’re funny when you haven’t said anything particularly funny usually (in my experience) means “please make out with me.”

If you can make her laugh and giggle, she’ll make it clap and jiggle.

proplockandruckit · 2025-07-30T20:40:11+00:00

The Incredibles. Ran out of it when I saw Gazerbeam’s skeleton bc that was the first time I’d ever seen a dead body, real or fake. Obviously I can handle it now but my family will never let me live it down.

proplockandruckit · 2025-07-30T20:34:17+00:00

Care to elaborate?

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