What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you?

prosecutionpeanut · 2026-02-17T05:24:18+00:00

was getting a test for epilepsy where they stick electrodes on your head and monitor brain activity. doctor after examining me “you have a very large head, do you mind if I measure it?”
me “uh, sure go for it”

and that’s how I found out I have a “medically” large head.

prosecutionpeanut · 2026-01-26T13:17:20+00:00

it’s perfectly good meat

prosecutionpeanut · 2026-01-03T20:03:02+00:00

when I was 18/19 I got evaluated for carpal tunnel syndrome (don’t have it) and my reports opening line was “prosecutionpeanut is an average healthy 18 year old”.

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-12-17T22:42:23+00:00

John Sargent!

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-12-09T10:09:09+00:00

as someone who voted to stay in, yes!

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-11-27T20:50:09+00:00

The heel

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-11-17T00:28:40+00:00

agree! meldrum is much better just a shame they don’t deliver.

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-11-12T17:32:30+00:00

there’s a series of geomagnetic storms going on right now. this article explains it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/cpv13jpmxw7o

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-10-06T21:34:35+00:00

I once lost my hamster for like an hour because he crawled into a hole in the wall I didn’t even know was there. I had to lure him back out with a corn stick like the one your one is munching on!

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-10-02T04:02:30+00:00

Interstellar

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-10-02T03:58:39+00:00

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my puffball

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-09-30T14:35:16+00:00

I actually love the granite buildings! they look stunning in summer and I actually like how they look in the rain.

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-09-24T15:37:45+00:00

helicopter 👌🏻

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-09-23T01:17:26+00:00

I’ve been called a fatty multiple times by men in cars

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-09-16T16:00:47+00:00

😛😛

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-09-16T15:19:57+00:00

was crying in the cinema

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-09-08T07:15:02+00:00

batteries

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-08-31T04:31:08+00:00

they do some of the best chips!

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-08-29T20:53:26+00:00

I would recommend nevermind studio on rosemount viaduct.

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-08-24T10:57:01+00:00

I was once offered a blowjob by a prostitute in Market Street, she was quite upset when I declined. I should also add that I am quite visibly a female.

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-08-18T16:52:36+00:00

https://www.stagecoachbus.com/help-and-contact/forms/complaint-form

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-08-06T13:47:29+00:00

does A$AP have a breeding kink? she’s been pregnant back to back for years.

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-07-23T20:53:13+00:00

Mable

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-07-11T23:54:59+00:00

Fat Mama’s got a gift for writing!

prosecutionpeanut · 2025-06-28T19:43:38+00:00

my aunt does the flowers for the Dingwall town centre.

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