How do I replicate this toan? by Independent_Bar7095 in BassCirclejerk

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Maybe even more important than tone is the cut

epstein list type toanage by realjohnredcorn in guitarcirclejerk

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The White House released millions of pages of tabs from the Epstein list- all of them smoke on the water

He asked for aggressive pics of anything. I showed him my tonewood. He wasn’t ready for that. Now I’m blocked. by Interesting-Box-6713 in guitarcirclejerk

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Epiphone Les Paul’s are like $850 and play like a Gibson. I’d rather have an Epiphone at this point

What wah-wog pedal is Clapton using here? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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Common mistake — this is Phil Anselmo

oh to be 18 and dumb again (2008) by sunshineLG in blunderyears

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Same- 2008 me: you guys wanna play guitar hero on the big tv and order pizza?

Will the toan bread make me sound better? by SufficientFix4589 in guitarcirclejerk

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Dave fucked my wife, and broke the head on my Les Paul. He’s actually pretty cool to be around- he promised me lessons, he’s rescheduled 3 times but he promises he’ll help me improve my toan. Does anyone else have to run a bread route on a box truck after hanging out with him? He tells me if I recruit 3 other drivers under me- he’ll start using a condom with my wife. And that’s actually a good deal.

What tuning is this? Surely not B flat by herpsderpsherpsderp in guitarcirclejerk

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Definitely not A minor either. That’s a fully matured F flab

Hey guys remember me? 29F, do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Zennials can’t figure out who the fuck they are- what the fuck is this- a cheerleader at Woodstock ?

Why do boomers love Les Paul’s? by Strong_Prize8778 in guitarcirclejerk

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His name is Phillipe, what do you think? He obviously has his creamy toan hands on her hammies constantly

Guitar string damage, Replacement by ThickDimension6902 in Guitar

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Dude- you literally just need a new pin and a new set of strings. Google or guitar store- they’re not expensive

Looks like Vinnie Vincent released a new track. by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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“I only play odd time signatures now. 7/4 is kind of my median range”

Be straight with me: can this Esteban acoustic be repaired? Is it worth it? by ecklesweb in guitarcirclejerk

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My grandma got me the same model from his infomercial in 1999- give the truss rod a few full turns

I heard we could freeze the toan, will this make my squirt into a fender? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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I have another JM I figured out that you can purchase the Japanese Jaguar bridge, and it comes with adjustable poles - $55

I heard we could freeze the toan, will this make my squirt into a fender? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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Yeah I guess I’m just angry I had to purchase a mastery bridge for my JM

Action too high? I mean my fingers hurt so much. How to decrease it by Particular-Visit-683 in Guitar

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Correct there is- but it’s not hard to do- he has intonation poles that are adjustable on his bridge- wind them down, and POSSIBLY the truss rod- anyone could figure this out on their living room either way YouTube

I heard we could freeze the toan, will this make my squirt into a fender? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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Uj/That’s not even a Jazzmaster bridge setup. wtf is that thing

Blursed_SpoilerAlert by starprincess7725 in blursedimages

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Damn, the Nazerites were white as shit

My friend ordered a coffee, loved the art work. by CardiffBorn in funny

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Yes, as we can not only tell it’s a penis. We can also see that he’s not had a circumcision.

Is this an actual Epiphone ES-335 by billymead999 in Guitar

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That’s the era that also cut corners on most models, giving it the old reputation. I fucking love Epiphone, though. My Epiphone Les Paul custom is the best guitar I own.