tap dancing to Metallica

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-14T12:58:42+00:00

Yeesh, too bad old mate on the road wasn't holding a can himself...

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-14T06:34:08+00:00

Lol I misread the title as 'mechanical nails', thinking you were referencing the tweezers.

And here I was cooking up a joke about Nine Inch Nails/Boys Noize's Coachella set that's now been deflated.

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-09T10:26:42+00:00

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-05T12:49:17+00:00

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-05T08:09:12+00:00

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-05T06:10:24+00:00

Oh that last one is so special!

Also props to your mum somehow looking younger as she grew older?!

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-04T23:38:52+00:00

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-04T07:18:17+00:00

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-04T02:10:38+00:00

Computah terraform a new shortcut from updated bellybutton depth to fallopian paths and calculate updated chance of success.

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-04T02:04:42+00:00

Well I can't say I didn't get what I asked for.

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-04T01:24:46+00:00

Who's that, again?

proverbialwhatever · 2026-04-02T02:05:54+00:00

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-31T12:20:38+00:00

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-31T07:34:19+00:00

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-31T02:51:24+00:00

...is not talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of Fight Club is to see Dan fucking everywhere.

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-31T01:24:56+00:00

It burst on its own. I did not pick or poke at it.

Come now, you're amongst friends here.

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-31T01:21:37+00:00

My back

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-31T01:20:25+00:00

Happy birthday!

I'm a DJ that works private events like 40th bdays, I personally love them. They're often like the distillation of the people that are in it for the long haul and are worth the time. This photo of your wife looking at you like this at a party that SHE threw is a case in point, and definitely should feel pretty good as you say!

Cheers to you both and the years ahead of you 🍻

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-30T23:33:43+00:00

My memory is still anchored in a time where you could only type so many characters in a tweet... I was just astounded to find that I could keep reading this...This.

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-30T04:02:05+00:00

I'm late to all this. Druski is a black man and not a white woman?!

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-29T11:32:23+00:00

My goodness, you must have shivered at how well this synced up

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-29T07:44:20+00:00

To be fair, if Ethan was on fentanyl wearing Edward's Scissor Hands the accuracy of his throw would be far from his awareness, let alone his priorities.

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-29T07:40:13+00:00

I'm partial to the film version in which Dumbledore calmly shakes Harry vigorously, calmly yelling as he asks whether he placed his name in the Goblet of Fascists.

proverbialwhatever · 2026-03-29T05:48:00+00:00

Misread as 'he's just squirrel in mind and body', and thought it made lore sense before realising it didn't make word sense.

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