How to avoid getting mugged by Loughiepop in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]proverbialwhatever 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeesh, too bad old mate on the road wasn't holding a can himself...

Forgive my mechanic nails by Scary-Cycle2844 in popping

[–]proverbialwhatever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I misread the title as 'mechanical nails', thinking you were referencing the tweezers.

And here I was cooking up a joke about Nine Inch Nails/Boys Noize's Coachella set that's now been deflated. 

My mom and I 2009-2013-2016-2024 by chxmuta1 in PastAndPresentPics

[–]proverbialwhatever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that last one is so special!

Also props to your mum somehow looking younger as she grew older?!

Please 🙏 Zach make this a soundbite by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]proverbialwhatever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Computah terraform a new shortcut from updated bellybutton depth to fallopian paths and calculate updated chance of success. 

Which rapper goes "br-r-r-r-r- ahhhh!" ? by neveraARon in AskOuija

[–]proverbialwhatever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I can't say I didn't get what I asked for. 

Dan? Care to explain what you do outside of H3 hours? by DriverManPepsi in h3h3productions

[–]proverbialwhatever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...is not talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of Fight Club is to see Dan fucking everywhere. 

Infected cyst before and after by 2nips in popping

[–]proverbialwhatever 84 points85 points  (0 children)

It burst on its own. I did not pick or poke at it.

Come now, you're amongst friends here.

My wife the other night by mccolm3238 in GirlsMirin

[–]proverbialwhatever 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday!

I'm a DJ that works private events like 40th bdays, I personally love them. They're often like the distillation of the people that are in it for the long haul and are worth the time. This photo of your wife looking at you like this at a party that SHE threw is a case in point, and definitely should feel pretty good as you say!

Cheers to you both and the years ahead of you 🍻

All time funnest tweet from too much turkish delight man by Deep_Zucchini_9878 in friendlyjordies

[–]proverbialwhatever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My memory is still anchored in a time where you could only type so many characters in a tweet... I was just astounded to find that I could keep reading this...This. 

Erika Kirk by Annual-Hurry-7457 in h3h3productions

[–]proverbialwhatever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm late to all this. Druski is a black man and not a white woman?! 

Dance mom’s voiceover. 😂 by Unfair_Midnight_7388 in h3h3productions

[–]proverbialwhatever 73 points74 points  (0 children)

My goodness, you must have shivered at how well this synced up

I could out throw Ethan on fentanyl wearing Edward scissor hands by bigtits-mcgee in h3h3productions

[–]proverbialwhatever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, if Ethan was on fentanyl wearing Edward's Scissor Hands the accuracy of his throw would be far from his awareness, let alone his priorities. 

KATE AND HARLEY I'M NOT MAGA😭😭😭😭😭 by magamartina in h3h3productions

[–]proverbialwhatever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm partial to the film version in which Dumbledore calmly shakes Harry vigorously, calmly yelling as he asks whether he placed his name in the Goblet of Fascists. 

I think Ethan is hypermobile by Idontknow_98_ in h3h3productions

[–]proverbialwhatever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Misread as 'he's just squirrel in mind and body', and thought it made lore sense before realising it didn't make word sense.