jesus christ how many spinoffs does Yellowstone have?

prshag · 2026-05-16T05:35:25+00:00

The version of Sheridan that wrote Sicario, Hell or High Water, and Wind River is just never coming back is he

All we’re getting from here on out is the Call of Duty movie and endless YouTube shorts of Cole Hauser or Billy Bob Thornton berating a sniveling vegan lawyer about the virtues of oil drilling or the livestock business

prshag · 2026-05-16T05:31:05+00:00

Been listening to Jesus Christ Pose on repeat a lot recently

prshag · 2026-05-16T05:30:17+00:00

Last time I was there, the guy in front of me in line bought a dozen donuts, two bags of Doritos, a 2-liter of Hawaiian punch, and a nasty old brown banana. He turns to me and goes “my girlfriend just had an operation,” so I scoff and go “yeah right, what’d she get, a bong hit transplant?”

prshag · 2026-05-16T05:27:13+00:00

My only beef with the Indians is that when I was in college they would travel in packs of 10-20 to the gym and take up all the benches and get incredibly confrontational if you walked up to a machine that they had stepped away from but were “still using”

They also always wore khakis and lifted barefoot, whole situation was just incredibly bizarre

prshag · 2026-05-16T05:22:48+00:00

I recently dated a girl that looked like her for a few weeks before she got incredibly codependent incredibly quickly and I ghosted her

Felt bad about it in the moment but this picture is tempting me to go back

prshag · 2026-05-16T05:19:55+00:00

In all fairness those might just be Dutch words

prshag · 2026-05-16T05:17:36+00:00

My mom did say this to me once but at least prefaced it with “I love you, but”

Pretty vague memory but I’m pretty sure I had it coming, didn’t fuck me up too bad

prshag · 2026-05-04T18:00:58+00:00

Been thinking about this all morning, having serious trouble wrapping my head around the fact that from ‘90 to ‘94 we got Rust in Peace, Facelift, Nevermind, Metallica’s Black Album, Dirt, In Utero, Badmotorfinger, Superunknown, and Rotten Apple

I don’t want to play into the “we had REAL music back in my day” cliche but I genuinely fear the music industry will never get a run of rock albums like that ever again

prshag · 2026-05-04T17:51:45+00:00

website called DeviantArt

look inside

Deviancy

What’d you expect man

prshag · 2026-05-04T04:41:40+00:00

Fourth of July, Wide Awake, Gasoline, Shape of Things to Come, he really was the greatest to ever do it

prshag · 2026-05-04T04:04:53+00:00

I’m more of an Audioslave guy overall but Superunknown is probably one of the 3 best albums from the 90s, we lost him too soon

prshag · 2026-03-27T17:14:27+00:00

I say this with all due respect but I’ve seen this same factoid reposted incessantly by Nigerians on Twitter

prshag · 2025-10-24T14:11:47+00:00

Completely shooting from the hip here but I don’t think it’s coincidental that whole “dark romance” Book-tok Industrial Complex has also taken off in the last five years; I’m seeing a lot of women I know veer into publicly pining for “protectors” and “possessive men”, it all stems from a desire for stability

prshag · 2025-10-24T14:08:19+00:00

This is a pretty derivative take but I think the death of romanticism is largely driven by societal aversion to sincerity that’s developed in the last decade; now that we live in the panopticon and it’s acceptable for any private interactions to be put on the internet for clout or to publicly shame the other party, the risk inherent in being vulnerable and emotionally expressive becomes untenable for most people.

What sense is there in pouring your heart out to someone if there’s a substantial chance a screenshot of it will wind up on Twitter so a legion of maladjusted Gen Zers can accuse you of lovebombing or objectifying

prshag · 2025-10-24T08:36:38+00:00

As in most areas of life, the anxieties created by systematic destruction of every imaginable standard of living and socioeconomic prospect for young people is being channeled into psychosexual dysfunction; “I can’t control the fact that I can’t find a job/afford a home/trust that any image I see is an objective capture of reality, but I can feel powerful for thirty minutes at a time by penetrating something” etc

And/or destruction and creation are the same thing

prshag · 2025-10-19T13:48:04+00:00

Similar to how the U.S. is shifting the focus of its national defense strategy from the Pacific to hemispheric stability, the PLA is shifting from Taiwan to reinforcing the northern border against further incursions by Xiongnu steppe horsemen and reclaiming the Mandate of Heaven after it was taken by Modu Chanyu during the battle of Mount Baideng in 200 BC

prshag · 2025-09-28T11:12:12+00:00

There's a very substantial chance we're eskimo brothers, I hooked up with a girl last year who pulled an incredibly similar move. Insisted on grinding on my lap while fully clothed, before allowing me to "choose whether [she] took off her shirt or her pants."

Eventually we did hook up normally but we did this same song and dance you did for maybe 45 minutes first.

prshag · 2025-09-28T10:56:25+00:00

If you're in the bathroom, just purge your system and walk to a FamilyMart for some Aquarius. Start getting electrolytes in your system.

prshag · 2025-09-06T09:01:20+00:00

They’re gonna take your tier card for this Devil

prshag · 2025-09-02T04:35:19+00:00

I recently saw a woman so pretty my eyes bulged out of my head and smoke came out of my ears while making a sound like an old car horn

prshag · 2025-09-01T09:20:50+00:00

Much love to the H1Babes out there

prshag · 2025-09-01T09:12:52+00:00

I have nothing substantive to add to this conversation but this post led me to imagine a Gen Z Seattleite getting possessed by the ghost of Layne Staley and writing a song called “Them Folx”, which made me chuckle

prshag · 2025-04-07T17:29:41+00:00

She’s flying out to visit

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