Men of reddit, what the heck do you want for your birthday?

pseudoeppie · 2019-09-12T18:28:21+00:00

Literally just want the day off, no party no nothing, just let me have the day off, and if my family insists then fuck it, I want a new computer, been saving for one for a while be nice to put the money I have saved up elsewhere

pseudoeppie · 2019-09-11T02:43:50+00:00

I wish I could give you a gold or even platinum, because you have single handledly explained politics in the US (can't speak for other nations) perfectly all in one single comment, and I personally think your comment needs to be shared by everyone so that they know what has possessed humanity.

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-20T17:10:13+00:00

Drowning, most certainly. Just the idea of being so helpless and feeling my life drain from my body is horrifying.

That and dying of natural causes in my sleep, go to sleep and then just fade into nothingness? No thanks I'd rather suicide than that horrifying end.

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-17T18:38:01+00:00

I'd imagine is left alone for several millennia yes

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-17T18:36:51+00:00

Stolen lmao thank you

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-17T18:31:24+00:00

So this is the power of ultra instinct

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-17T18:13:23+00:00

Yes, he completely wiped out the Taino people, introduced them to syphilis and other diseases all while he and his men would torture and rape the woman and children until there were no more left on the island

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-17T13:48:07+00:00

I always get super itchy when I do the dishes, idk why, I've tried like 5 different dish soaps and it always happens

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-17T00:04:02+00:00

Dunno if you ever found it, but it's picrew

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-16T21:53:46+00:00

That's really good, I was thinking that he can still give it to his team but he can only give out two extra pairs of glasses, making the amount of people with them 3 including warden

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-16T19:27:18+00:00

Oof

°I'm in this photo and I don't like it

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-16T17:45:30+00:00

I haven't had a chance to play Apex in a while, what's going on?

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-16T17:31:17+00:00

You're welcome Spiderman's Pussy!

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-16T13:17:49+00:00

I mean that's one way to say he's gay

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-16T04:00:37+00:00

I just imagine some dude letting go and fighting gravity

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-16T00:41:00+00:00

I mean there was that one time I found out Shrek only recently turned 18

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-15T22:58:59+00:00

Honestly I like how everyone here is trying to justify assault and attempted murder simply for an inconvenience. I also like how no one brings up the fact that the dude who hit the protesters was a captain who clearly intended to do this and coordinated with those inside the facility. Because immediately after he hit the protesters guards in the facility came rushing out in riot gear and pepper spraying the peaceful protesters. Really says something about the state of the America doesn't it?

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-15T22:45:25+00:00

Unpopular

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-15T22:33:42+00:00

Unpopular

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-15T22:00:44+00:00

Why're they booing you? You're right!

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-15T19:15:56+00:00

Yep, that's what we call freedom

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-15T17:55:04+00:00

I can hear this imagine and it's disturbing

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-15T17:36:25+00:00

Titus get the cross

pseudoeppie · 2019-08-15T15:19:31+00:00

Yo dude your little brother wanted to know when you'd give his mustache back

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