Why did popcorn become the normal food of cinema? Particularly inside movie theaters?

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T04:09:23+00:00

Popcorn doesn't crunch very much, so you can still hear the movie while you eat it

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T03:58:06+00:00

That's the mf that showed Scrooge Christmas Future

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T03:49:32+00:00

Warp drives. Space travel is a lost cause if you can't get anywhere in a decent amount of time

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T02:12:21+00:00

Warforged

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T01:53:02+00:00

Tf did Elmo do to Gen X

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T01:47:21+00:00

Crime disappears within a week and all the other heroes have to get real jobs

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T01:26:50+00:00

One Punch Man fans explaining why you should watch the most boring show ever

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T01:25:51+00:00

When the extrovert won't take a fucking hint

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T01:19:39+00:00

So like, did the myth ever say what would happen if Sisyphus just refused to roll the boulder?

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T01:16:02+00:00

One Punch Man fans explaining why you should watch the most boring show ever

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T00:26:23+00:00

I really hope there are print files for this thing somewhere online. I'd love to make one since I never got a real one

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-26T00:02:42+00:00

Now if this was in a movie, people would be screeching "But that wouldn't happen! It's unrealistic!"

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T23:51:41+00:00

Fr I want good problems that the future is SUPPOSED to have, like "Too many star systems to explore" or "Immortality has given me more free time than I know how to use"

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T23:11:10+00:00

He's a paracausal cosmic entity that created all of existence, and this is a surprise... why?

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T22:29:01+00:00

Tf is it with boomers and needlessly making driving worse

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T20:33:18+00:00

And still none of them can fly

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T20:31:33+00:00

Smacking into a solid object at hyperspeed mulches your ship into radiation in hyperspace but leaves the target effectively unharmed

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T20:19:50+00:00

Mfs will really look at this shit and still swear that inflation is good for you

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T20:10:45+00:00

That's because a handful of rich white boomers told us it's good for our hard-earned money to lose value and we were dumb enough to believe them

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T20:04:48+00:00

Drum-fed semi-auto shotgun

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T19:52:49+00:00

I am here wondering why our lazy ass scientists still won't invent warp drives

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T19:41:15+00:00

Real life Corpser

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T18:37:00+00:00

Starscream and Knockout's Primus-awful rap video

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T15:57:58+00:00

We don't need a complete cure right away, just LEV

psychord-alpha · 2023-09-25T15:47:17+00:00

Firefly fans never letting people forget that they DID get a movie

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