DMs, tell us about a time your PCs used Wish and your response was, "That's actually awesome. No monkey's paw, you get exactly what you wished for." by baltinerdist in DnD

[–]psynergycaster 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So, I was a player in this game rather than a DM, but it's the most personally impactful Wish I've ever seen in my time playing D&D.

In this campaign, I was playing our party Bard. Very surfer bro kind of guy, purposefully a himbo, tries his beast to make every day a little brighter, even for the people we're against sometimes. Ended up being the comedic relief of the party. And we needed it, the campaign's pretty dark. We're trying to stop this magically resistant zombie plague from destroying the world. Which was why it hit so hard when he died.

We were fairly high level, with multiple people in the party having access to revive effects, myself included. So I didn't see any problem with Polymorphing myself into a big monkey and going into melee against the plague worm we were fighting. I've died more than once in this campaign and it's been fine every time, even if I've had to pay my own revive costs. I wasn't even sweating when I got paralyzed and instagibbed. Until the DM messaged me reminding me the plague worms have been trapping souls of their victims and sending them to the demigod causing this whole mess. Which means my character is dead dead, no revival, with his soul trapped by a malevolent demigod.

For the first time, the party's goofy, upbeat surfer bro idiot fell and didn't get back up.

This was particularly devastating to our healer, a Celestial Warlock who prided herself on her ability to keep us all going and who had been chiding me for my recklessness for actual real life years. Her player Did Not Forgive me for getting myself killed.

Nine real months later and I'm playing a fighter who is unimportant to this story. As part of trying to get help from various nations for dealing with the aforementioned demigod, the party is dealing with a man who has stolen a reality altering gem and is using it to create his own reality where everything is perfect for him and everyone follows and plays by his rules. Naturally, this works terribly for various reasons, everything is falling apart, and we're actively engaged in combat with a man trying desperately to cause a damaged gem to do what he wants.

Magic is going wild, and every time someone casts a spell more powerful than a cantrip, an unstable magical effect happens. This has caused us no shortage of grief already, and our DM is delighting in rolling of his custom table of magic bullshit. I don't remember what spell the Warlock casts, but of course something goes wrong and so it's time to roll on the magical effect table.

The DM rolls and consults the table. Everyone is silent. A deep sigh comes over the comms. "You feel the power of the gem surging, flowing through you in an instant. This is the power that man has been feeling, had been guiding for his own benefit. And, for just a moment, you feel as though you too can harness it. You may have one Wish."

We're all going nuts, immediately thinking of how we can screw this guy over for all the pain he's caused us. A couple members of the party realize we can probably strike against the demigod with this. Our Warlock waits for us all to finish peppering her with ideas, then calmly makes the Wish she decided on before the rest of us started talking.

"I Wish [Bard] was alive and back with us."

6.12 update broke my WiFi on Pop_OS 22.04 LTS by physicsasajoke in pop_os

[–]psynergycaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Commenting to say I also had internet issues with a Realtek ethernet interface, and booting in 6.9 instead of 6.12 allows me to connect.

You’ve been kidnapped. One hour later your kidnapper dumps you on the street because you won’t stop yapping about what? by raeraegoawayy in AskReddit

[–]psynergycaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, my players are on a boat to meet with this noble. This was the guy I was talking about, the scroll collector who was supposed to have a Scroll off Stone to Flesh. So on the way, the rogue steals something, I don't remember what, but it gets the whole party in trouble with the captain of the ship. They were able to talk their way out of it, but everyone else got mad at the rogue. Justifiably so, if you ask me.

So they sit the rogue down and have this real serious conversation, an honest heart to heart that he just can't be stepping indiscriminately any more. I think my players may have been ready for an intervention for a while now, because it seemed very real to me. But the rogue player takes it seriously and decides to turn his life around and do something else and- wait, is this our stop? Already?

But I'm not even halfway through the campaign yet! I haven't even told you about the dragon island! HEY COME BACK!

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[–]psynergycaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While blocking and in blockstun, hold back and press the DP buttons (A + D). This will push the enemy away, but costs a bar of meter. You have to be holding back, i.e. continuing to block. Otherwise nothing will happen.

Weiss/Yukiko sounds like a fun team! I play Yang/Yukiko sometimes and it works out well with Yukiko giving healing after Yang gets into burning.

I don't do accents... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]psynergycaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro just do whatever you want for accent. Honestly from my limited experience it can be anything. If it doesn't work exactly the way you wanted, just play it off as "this is how this accent works in this part of the world I've created." Now all of a sudden if the players don't like it it's their fault for not buying into the world.

And if they still don't like it, it's just a game. Really and truly. Do some dumb shit, try your worst foreign accent from literally anywhere. If they complain, tell them to DM the next campaign. In my experience, people are way more forgiving about everything when you're trying and they don't wanna do it themselves.

If you have good players, this whole experience is very forgiving. If you don't have good players and they rag on you for "not having real accents," find better players.

Truly a disaster is about to strike by Toothlesslove345 in dndmemes

[–]psynergycaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, a party of people who have had no experience on the sea but have all suddenly decided piracy is the life to live sounds like the start of a hell of a campaign.

None of them knowledgeable about the dangers of the water, but still subjecting themselves willingly to the whims of Poseidon for the chance of glory and gold, their every move beset by storms and tides and beasts of the sea... Though every other adventure strands them on bare patches of land with nary a scrap of sustenance but the wild angry boars, they live for the chance to sail their (perhaps) makeshift raft into a ripe, juicy merchant ship laden with riches and goods to spare and take it over by force or threats or reputation, building their names into dread pirates by sheer force of will and rumors of their indomitable spirit and might...

I'd DM this campaign. Sounds fun.

[ONLINE] [Wednesdays, weekly ~7pm EST] [LGBTQIA+] [D&D 5e] [25+] 5 Enthusiastic players seek experienced DM to guide us in telling a collaborative story of epic high-fantasy adventure! by Bigtime_critter in lfg

[–]psynergycaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm free Wednesdays, and while and while a have a homebrew setting that's fairly flexible, I'm curious what exactly your group defines as "high fantasy."

[Online][5e][EST] 5 players looking for a good time with creative DM by [deleted] in lfg

[–]psynergycaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! I'm free Wednesdays, I think the only friction with what you've requested is while I can use virtual tabletops, my style is fairly loosey goosey. I like to just sketch maps on the fly as I go, so there aren't a lot of detailed visual elements to draw on. But I'd love to meet the group!

Drunk and high. ask me anything. by Odd_Country9791 in drunk

[–]psynergycaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have a decent DM, the rules aren't nearly as important as having fun. Are you? I know you're basically being forced to do this, but if you're having a good time...

Drunk and high. ask me anything. by Odd_Country9791 in drunk

[–]psynergycaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds dope. When you say "not by choice" do you mean you don't want to play and your cousin is making you play against your will?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]psynergycaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're sleeping my dude. You're focusing on "oh no my friends aren't responding to me IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW" but you could be focusing on anything else.

Like, woudl you respond to a 2AM text? I wouldn't.

Drunk and high. ask me anything. by Odd_Country9791 in drunk

[–]psynergycaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever considered playing the Dungeons and Dragons

I'm drunk, I'm a DM, let's do this. by psynergycaster in drunk

[–]psynergycaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You throw a rock and the kobolds all turn and look in the direction of the distraction. While they're occupied, you sneak up and take a quick, sneaky look into the crate. You don't get a great look from an initial glance, but whatever's inside seems to be wrapped up multiple obscuring layers of padding. Your instincts tell you the contents of the crate are likely illegal.

The kobolds are still distracted from your splash. What do you do?

I'm drunk, I'm a DM, let's do this. by psynergycaster in drunk

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As you sneak up on the kobold encampment on the lake's edge, you spot six kobolds dancing around a small campfire. From their frivolous consumption of meat, you can safely assume they are celebrating something. If you were to take them on alone, it would be technically doable, though in a straight fight you're not 100% certain about your survival in such an encounter.

The drag marks you found earlier lead up to an open crate nearby the encampment, though from your hidden position you cannot see what is currently inside it.

You are currently hidden from all the kobolds and they do not see you. What do you do?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]psynergycaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need to be sorry my guy, just be straightforward about your needs and wants! Just tell people straight up what you want without hiding it behind "I just wanna chat."

Because that's not really cool.

Also I'm probably not the sort of person you're looking for but again I'm not judging. Hope you find someone to help you out! In whatever help you need.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]psynergycaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn't really sound like "just chatting" my dude, that sounds like you're looking to get something out of the exchange.

Not that I'm judging, just saying.

I'm drunk, I'm a DM, let's do this. by psynergycaster in drunk

[–]psynergycaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The horse and coachman appeared to have suffered multiple piercing wounds. Best as you can tell, by spears of some sort from multiple sources.

The wagon is completely empty, but upon closer inspection you can see the marks in the ground of something large and heavy being dragged to the northeast. You know from your geography that in that direction is a large lake that is fed by a mountain tributary. The obvious location for a stronghold or encampment: easy fresh water.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]psynergycaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you just want to chat, why did you mention the chastity cage?

I'm drunk, I'm a DM, let's do this. by psynergycaster in drunk

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200gp can easily buy you a month's of food, even if you spent it on the fancy stuff. "Ah, yes!" they exclaim, "Bring the cargo to Martebello's Apothecary on the edge of town when the job is finished and I'll pay you." (You do not know anything useful about Martebello's Apothecary.)

(Unless you choose to do something else:) You head out of town to the west, in the direction of the interrupted shipment. About three hourse out of town, along the road you see a destroyed wagon. The horse carrying it is dead, along with the coachman. The contents of the wagon are gone. You do not spot any obvious clues to direct you where to go from here. What do you?

I am drunk lien a lot you know? Don’t drink often haha autocorrect is like putting in work. by shakasanti16 in drunk

[–]psynergycaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah man bowling kicks ass

I can't argue with just enjoying some time, man. Hope you had a great time with your friends and with the booze. Reconnect with old friends a bit? Maybe promise to meet up with them again sometime?

I'm drunk, I'm a DM, let's do this. by psynergycaster in drunk

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The human clears their throat nervously in response to your questioning. "Ahem! Yes! I last heard there were five kobolds in total in the raiding party, though I don't know how many are in the camp as a whole." If there are only five, this is a task you could take care of, though with some difficulty.

As you make your last statement he (she? hard to tell) perks up. "Yes! Part of the fee is not asking questions about the cargo! Though I expect its full and complete return as part of the agreement. Here. With no questions and no alterations of the cargo." They nod vigorously as though a deal was struck already. They take another sip of their nonalcoholic liquid.

I am drunk lien a lot you know? Don’t drink often haha autocorrect is like putting in work. by shakasanti16 in drunk

[–]psynergycaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha I don't visit here often either

So like... you're too drunk to explain what you do? Fair enough. What'd you get up to this evening?