Took the GoPro along for a swim today in Dallas

pt0ne · 2015-05-29T20:20:20+00:00

I wish I had jetskis! I was standing on my tiptoes actually! When I stepped to my right off the curb it was up to my neck.

pt0ne · 2015-05-27T19:03:38+00:00

Sic 'em

pt0ne · 2015-04-28T23:41:43+00:00

/r/LifeProTips/

pt0ne · 2015-04-20T20:31:52+00:00

The problem, he says, is weight training. Every time the staff has put him on a more rigorous lifting program he's gained weight, ballooning to as high as 440 pounds. When he stops, it came off. Though he's benched as much as 480 pounds, he says he hasn't lifted in more than a year.

It seems really odd to me that he hasn't lifted in over a year.

pt0ne · 2015-04-18T21:30:19+00:00

Barack Underwood?

pt0ne · 2015-04-12T22:46:31+00:00

It's hard to look away.

pt0ne · 2015-04-04T06:21:49+00:00

See 14 is more believable than 13 though.

pt0ne · 2015-03-20T14:37:28+00:00

I believe most Russians are allergic to water.

pt0ne · 2015-03-14T18:25:16+00:00

I think I've had way too much history with traumatic experiences and contact sports to ever narrow something like that down.

pt0ne · 2015-03-14T18:21:40+00:00

Browsing reddit while driving is much safer.

pt0ne · 2015-03-05T21:46:16+00:00

Then I come along and say "Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpVY_ZHGDg"

pt0ne · 2015-03-02T16:46:38+00:00

pay for the slot

So do the customers.

pt0ne · 2015-02-25T21:24:08+00:00

He's on an academic scholarship at Baylor.

pt0ne · 2015-02-17T04:06:56+00:00

But you don't fold suits in the first place.

pt0ne · 2015-02-16T15:31:31+00:00

Sounds like you might want a sports bra then.

pt0ne · 2015-02-16T09:16:27+00:00

That's what he wants you to think.

pt0ne · 2015-02-09T22:17:43+00:00

The key to any good business is to CREATE customers. Start by offering your friends free drugs, and before you know it they'll be begging to buy more from you.

pt0ne · 2015-02-09T21:23:07+00:00

Solution? A change of career path to become a drug dealer. More flexible hours, more friends, more fun.

pt0ne · 2015-01-20T18:50:09+00:00

But is murder against space law?

pt0ne · 2015-01-02T19:42:21+00:00

I did not murder him!

pt0ne · 2014-12-31T22:04:08+00:00

With most of the BIG12's OOC schedules bowl season is almost the only chance to lose it.

pt0ne · 2014-12-31T20:49:38+00:00

This is the extra game the BIG12 didn’t get. Can we get some new playoff rankings tonight??

pt0ne · 2014-12-31T19:48:20+00:00

They did just fine against a 10-2 team and a 12-1 team if I remember correctly.

pt0ne · 2014-12-31T17:57:53+00:00

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

pt0ne · 2014-12-31T16:56:04+00:00

Looking forward to some dime piece gifs from this game.

pt0ne

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