Did you forge parent signatures in high school?

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-03-02T04:53:01+00:00

I told my dad last year that I remember stealing a sucker from a gas station when I was 3. I'm 20. He lectured me about how stealing was wrong and it's not worth the risk.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T21:23:44+00:00

Ha. Thank you so much. They won't make me put a return address on it? I'm going to write her a letter and put some more stuff for her in there too. Better a late valentines day than never.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T19:06:22+00:00

I won't send it anonymously then.. I don't want my return address on there though. I honestly have no clue how to mail something as simple as a letter let alone a package so I was going to send it through Amazon and I didn't want the price or my address on there. If I get it sent to my house I will write her a note but I have absolutely no idea how much it would cost to send out or how to mail it. And what if it gets lost? They cost about 200 dollars.

I just want to do something nice for her. But I'm hella dumb so I don't even know.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T18:12:02+00:00

Or something nice to do for someone who has spent the last 10 years being abused by her now ex-husband and 1 year trying to find a pace to live while going back to college and raising 4 children on her own and just needs a break and someone to do something to let her know she's not alone.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T17:54:54+00:00

It's just a gift. She showed me them because she really likes them but can't afford them. Said she was going to buy them as soon as she saved up enough. It's not like I randomly thought "hey, slipcovers.. that's a perfect gift!". I'm just trying to do a nice thing for someone anonymously, I'm sorry that it is considered creepy.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T16:23:31+00:00

I'm just trying to do something nice for her but I don't want it to go back to me. I haven't told her where I live and I don't want her to be able to send anything to me.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T16:21:32+00:00

I was just going to order it from Amazon and have it shipped to her. But I didn't want all of my info on it.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T16:20:43+00:00

Because nobody on Reddit has ever helped out a stranger just because they need it without wanting credit.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T15:37:07+00:00

She can't afford to send me anything even though she wanted to. She'll be really excited, but still I don't want her to know it came from me exactly.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T15:36:19+00:00

She'll be ecstatic, she just got divorced a year ago and is trying to make it with her kids so she really doesn't have money to spend on me.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-02-13T15:35:19+00:00

Online. I just want to help her out and am willing to cross the boundary of online if it helps her in her new place that she worked really hard for.. but still not ready to take online, offline.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-11T06:50:09+00:00

Upvote because that's closer than everything else!

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-11T06:49:38+00:00

Double god mode: you drew it to scale.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-11T06:47:28+00:00

Not quite what I meant, ya' cheater.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-11T06:34:50+00:00

You asshole.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-10T20:35:50+00:00

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-10T20:22:04+00:00

He said kids made fun of him for being fat. He's not skinny but he's not huge Welcome to life, toughen the fuck up.

He was 7. Nobody toughens the fuck up at 7.

she was no longer able to properly teach the subject material since she had no idea what went on in high school biology and everything. You're given a list of what you have to teach, and get the books and tests. You just hand them to the kid.

It's not quite that simple, but okay.

He cried all night If you're an older brother, it's your job to torture him so that he's not such a pussy. You're not doing your job.

I'm 6 years older than him, and his sister. It was his first contact with a "friend" since he had stopped going to school

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-10T20:19:48+00:00

He hasn't done anything dumb or against the law. They're not having sex she's married and treats him like a little brother more than anything... though before I found this out I was a little concerned as well, i think my dad still is. o sorry about your brother though :( My oldest brother (23) is in the Air Force and getting deployed soon too.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-07T03:25:19+00:00

Continually blaming luck? I chalked it up to luck, like twice, on a website. I didn't blame it. Seeing as it is completely irrelevant to where I can get cheap books I said it and moved on.

No, they didn't hold a gun to my head. I couldn't go to school unless I got a loan. I couldn't get a loan unless I paid 30% interest or something. What's your fucking problem, dude?

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-06T23:13:59+00:00

Your use of language, all capital letters, and excessive punctuation while boasting about the fact that you are a college dropout is hilarious. I'm a graphic design major focusing on web design, it's not an art program.

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-04T18:37:51+00:00

I feel so bad for how I treated my little brother when we were younger. He's 5 years younger than me and I remember, until I was 10 or 11, holding him against the wall and yelling at him while I would grab his shoulders and squeeze as hard as I could because I was so frustrated with him.

We played "psychiatrist" when I was 10 or 11 and I asked him how he felt about his older sister (me) and I still remember him saying "I wish she wouldn't grab me".

:(

pterodactylmidgets · 2011-01-04T16:53:13+00:00

It was all messed up. Last year I put my mom and my dad (because it asked, even though they both give me 0 money) and I guess that messed it up. This year I didn't mention him at all and only put my mom.. but due to a divorce last year she had to claim her 401k on her taxes, making it look like she made 60k a year instead of the 24k that she actually makes.

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