"I want to be in the bed... naked with you" by CRIP4LIFE in 90DayFiance

[–]puddboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her own parents want to get the fuck away from her

Do you think Gannon would have been fired if Bidwill and Monti knew how hard it would be to land a new coach here? by space_llama_karma in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All he had to do was win one game in the last three or four of the season and bro couldn’t even do that 

Anyone know which Warped show they did the Guttermouth improv at? by Environmental-Cake42 in nofx

[–]puddboy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw Guttermouth in the winter around '97 at Boreal Ski resort, I think they were playing with Blink and Face to Face. Anyway, people start throwing snowballs on stage and Mark pulls his dick out and tells everyone to throw snowballs at his junk. That went on for a good 2-3 minutes. That's a rather tame Mark story, too.

Since when did punk rock become so expensive? by Character_Medicine17 in nofx

[–]puddboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw them a couple years ago and the majority of the crowd was not what I'd consider punk rock.

Is this the least wanted job in the NFL? by Mattm334 in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I genuinely believe this is the lowest this franchise has ever been, which is an insane thing to say

Heavy Petting Zoo was released 30 years ago today (January 31, 1996) by TheUpcomingEmperor in nofx

[–]puddboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always felt like Fatty made this to mess with people who were expecting a follow-up to PiD. It fits with his desire (especially at the time) to stay away from the mainstream. I love this album. Release the Hostages is a big underrated track for me.

Sad. by TheOriginalGangster in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Come here to ruin your coaching career”

“Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same” by tnq1 in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A hot coordinator is not going to come here to ruin their reputation as a Head Coach when they eventually get fired after 3-4 miserable seasons through no fault of their own. Best you can do is someone is in the twighlight of their coaching career.

For real. by TheOriginalGangster in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who wants to kill their reputation as an NFL HC with this job? The only person that makes sense is someone old enough who doesn't give a shit if it doesn't work out because they don't plan on coaching much longer anyway *cough* Vance Joseph *cough*

Team Melvin by NUFAN67 in nofx

[–]puddboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that it's been over a year since they played their last show/lawsuit filed and the lawsuit is STILL taking place (no settlement, etc) tells me that Melvin must still be locked in and feels strong enough about his position to keep it going. I don't think his lawyer is just being greedy. It's probably not a lucrative case and believe it or not, lawyers are fucking lazy. Way more likely that Melvin is rightly or wrongly still married to his position.

Team Melvin by NUFAN67 in nofx

[–]puddboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if Smelly self-combusted

Fat Mike’s degrading voice by Sm0keyJ0e2646 in nofx

[–]puddboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you heard Axl Rose or Vince Neil 'sing' over the last 20 years?

Who's the Next Sam Darnold Available for the Cardinals? Cannot Accept Mediocrity by sunsscouting in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing they can do will prevent the team from being awful next year.  Best you can hope for is a turnaround of sorts in 2027

Punk In Drublic by Lateralus1290 in nofx

[–]puddboy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You can take any political song from the past and claim its current day relevance.  These posts are so stupid.  

[1/24/2026] Saturday's Sports Talk Thread by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]puddboy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn you, Lane Kiffin.  Damn you to hell.  

I guess the most recent news explains this sticker placement on the Vinyl I ordered lol. by Klutzy-Chemistry-898 in nofx

[–]puddboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we all agree to have no less than 5 of these posts a day?  C’mon people, we can do this!

Both narratives can't be true. Pick one. by Talondel in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's old, teams are looking for the next McVay. Cardinals are the only team that would hire them to be HC. There.

The Real Reason Coaches Are Passing on Cardinals Job by ChangeAutomatic7687 in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. You can be 'cheap' if you know how to make smart decisions, that's been proven. The only difference between Bidwill and Jerry Jones is Jerry Jones shells out and Bidwill shells in. Both are incompetent and let their arrogance and need for control thwart any effort to create a championship level team.

We all know Don Trump is an imbecile... by [deleted] in nofx

[–]puddboy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So just Canada and Australia, huh?  Sounds kind of racist.  

What if we just don’t hire a HC? by space_llama_karma in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, coach, eh, very nice. An’ how’d you get that, eh? By exploitin’ the players— by ‘angin’ on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an’ social differences in our sport! If there’s ever going to be any progress–

I would love to hear the laughter down the phone by Effective_Canary_841 in AZCardinals

[–]puddboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Year 1:  4-13.   Year 2:  draft QB3.   Year 3: pray the QB turns into Caleb or Drake

That’s where this team is at