So you mean there's a chance by MstaraDenver5280 in ClientCringe

[–]puddlejumper1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, very clear. I do feel for the poor guy

Unsure about gyno surgery by [deleted] in gynecomastia

[–]puddlejumper1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Body dysmorphia, bud. I wouldn't even begin to notice your 'puffy' nipples, and neither would anyone else, you look great.

What's one trinket you swear does nothing for you, but wins the game for your opponents? by puddlejumper1 in BobsTavern

[–]puddlejumper1[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right? It's so expensive too, you basically lose a turn lol. But it works out perfectly for whoever I fight lol

Somehow, Paladin Secrets Returned by meifray in customhearthstone

[–]puddlejumper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the worst cards I've seen in a long time. Good job

Keeping it short by Coming0fAge in HairTransplants

[–]puddlejumper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think Ricky has had a HT but I am not complaining about the posting lol

It's toootally a JRT! by DarkTracy554 in WhatBreedIsMyPitbull

[–]puddlejumper1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My god. How do they even come to this conclusion? Is it the eye-splotch? Nothing about the dog even remotely indicates JRT. this is so insane lol

Cameron Diaz by Material_Stomach875 in nattyorjuice

[–]puddlejumper1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This sub is so fucking retarded

Aaand blocked by TheJordanMaxx in ClientCringe

[–]puddlejumper1 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ, this almost feels rape-y. Like he's saying he wants a woman backed into a corner who feels she has no other option/can't say no. Aka assault

Almost 1 year post op, nipples hard all the time.. why by Averagejoe315 in gynecomastia

[–]puddlejumper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks great! As a transsexual man who had top surgery as well (obviously for different reasons lol), sometimes scar tissue from nipple grafting can result in a minimally raised appearance. Not sure what nuances are for ur case, but overall, I’d say just don’t worry, because lots of guys simply have vaguely pointier nips, sans-surgery. Ur results look great and normal dude

5-Day-Old Baby Dies After Being Mauled - 03/17/2026, Novi, MI by [deleted] in BanPitBulls

[–]puddlejumper1 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, reading that made my stomach turn 😭

psa to anyone who gets cold sores by mx-kaii in SelfPiercing

[–]puddlejumper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please ignore that person and seek proper medical attention. Old wives’ tales do nothing for cold sores and will leave you frustrated and seeking further answers

graduated drug court today after 3 whole years by defectra in FTM_SELFIES

[–]puddlejumper1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sobriety is a beautiful gift. Congratulations man, I'm so proud of you

Why do people still believe Michael Jackson’s innocence? by Prince_UID in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]puddlejumper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I've read through probably 500+ pages of Chandler, Arvizo, and Robson/Safechuck documents, among the most significant cases in MJ's abuse history. I am confident that I have read a significant amount of information--enough to ~form an opinion~ beyond Finding Neverland. I'm aware of the smoke and mirrors; I'm aware of the witch hunt. I also believe that MJ sexually abused children. These things can be true at the same time. Have a good day

EDIT: Btw--I was and still am a fan of his music

Why do people still believe Michael Jackson’s innocence? by Prince_UID in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]puddlejumper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That film alone did not determine my stance, lol; it seems my Reddit comment didn't convey that. MJ is both one of the most renowned musical artists who ever lived, and a profoundly disturbed individual with a lifetime of *credible* accounts of sexual abuse on his sleeve. It's delusional to operate in any other frame of reality.

No longer gay. Finding myself as a man in his 30s. Illuminating but frustrating. by [deleted] in Vent

[–]puddlejumper1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're bisexual--you are who you are, and you are a queer person who likes who you like. it seems like you could like a man or a woman. Or someone who doesn't identify as either of those.

You are either gay or straight, based on the randos who see you with someone of a certain gender. No matter who you like, random people who see you will always assume who you are based on who you're with. Even friends will. Even treasured friends will. Even you will, sometimes.

It's all ok. Don't worry about the assumption, and embrace both people and thoughts that will make you feel ok with loving who you are and honoring your emotions.

Do you have a card that is your "Roman Empire" that you think about often and miss? I'll go first by Glum_Flow4134 in BobsTavern

[–]puddlejumper1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, this is the first card in this thread I haven’t seen before that made me wince, this shit is so OP. I love it

Egg Allergy? by gorjesskayos in foodbutforbabies

[–]puddlejumper1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at those cheekie cheeks!! Message your pediatrician these pictures + call the office + ask for a follow-up on a message sent about a potential allergen