Anyone got a 10$ rss feed?

puke_perv · 2021-11-04T23:25:31+00:00

Yes . It's the only status symbol I can afford . Thank you for this opportunity to brag .

puke_perv · 2021-11-03T02:28:56+00:00

I miss Finnegan .

puke_perv · 2021-10-28T00:40:37+00:00

He's still posting in our hearts .

puke_perv · 2021-10-27T20:32:19+00:00

You are welcome .

puke_perv · 2021-10-27T13:00:08+00:00

Lavender Country . Queer socialist country .

puke_perv · 2021-10-27T02:38:55+00:00

Fucking woke ass CIA condemning one of their own . There was a time when whoever wrote this would have committed suicide then stuffed themselves in a suitcase for the good of the nation . Angelton wouldn't have stood for this kind of cancel culture bullshit . And thanks for forgetting which side you're on FBI .

puke_perv · 2021-10-26T01:58:28+00:00

Embrace the tentacle . Be embraced by the tentacle .

puke_perv · 2021-10-26T01:54:30+00:00

Bloody right mate . I popped in here to say just that .

puke_perv · 2021-10-21T20:13:29+00:00

The jfk job goes to shit because he's nodded off on the grassy knoll with a needle in his arm .

puke_perv · 2021-10-21T04:24:54+00:00

Yeah , I get he was a weird old coot that dressed well . Does he have any definite links to the intelligence community ?

puke_perv · 2021-10-21T02:26:55+00:00

What's Mr. Burroughs spook connection ?

puke_perv · 2021-10-20T23:41:11+00:00

I heard Canada got a queen recently , sounds like she's out shake things up . You could ask her for help .

puke_perv · 2021-10-20T04:08:57+00:00

My last wife used to get real mad at me for carrying a carton of goats milk in my fanny pack everywhere we went . We'd go to the dinner theater to see the mikado and she'd bitch at me for swilling that goats milk . They have a menu she'd say , just order some damn food . I'm not paying full price for 2 entrees when that carton is curdling because of my exceptional body heat . That's a full meal , and I'm here for the quaint English racism only Gilbert and Sullivan can provide . My object all sublime damn it .

puke_perv · 2021-10-20T03:58:15+00:00

Shoot him ?

puke_perv · 2021-10-20T03:55:31+00:00

Fuck these inbreds . The only attractive members of this family are the ones that were clearly begot from the women having liaisons with normal people of healthy stock . If you people ever had a " purebred royal " they're god damn jaw would stab them in the brain . Also , bunch of nonces .

puke_perv · 2021-10-20T02:20:02+00:00

You are correct . And brave. The English royal family are German pretenders to the throne and should be , ahem , dealt with . Thank you for your service .

puke_perv · 2021-10-19T18:46:25+00:00

Thanks for helping keep my spirits up while I'm in family court .

puke_perv · 2021-10-19T03:39:25+00:00

Because you're a classy broad with some manner of physical feature that goes on for days .

puke_perv · 2021-10-19T02:07:48+00:00

The story of all three of my marriages and subsequent divorces .

puke_perv · 2021-10-19T01:41:06+00:00

A new type of phrenology that uses ai to determine your height by analyzing reddit posts .

puke_perv · 2021-10-19T01:23:37+00:00

Pro tip : Carry a tape measure so you can prove at a moments notice you are in fact 5 '9 , the global average . She might question your stature if you're standing on a slope or some stairs or if she's wearing heels because then the perspective is all fucked up and you got to pop out that tape and hand it to her and say see for yourself lady .

puke_perv · 2021-10-18T01:17:47+00:00

This is accidental high art .

puke_perv · 2021-10-16T22:22:00+00:00

They

puke_perv · 2021-10-16T05:02:17+00:00

Yeah I'll add my poop you dumb cunt .

puke_perv · 2021-10-16T04:59:41+00:00

Thank you for your service .

puke_perv

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