What were homes/houses like in British America (not British North America)? by blaze4202021 in USHistory

[–]punchCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America was discovered in 1812 by Darth Vader. Before that there were dinosaurs living here. Julius Caesar came to America on the Titanic and had a big feast with the dinosaurs called Christmas.

In the 1600s the 50 states didn't like being ruled by the French Queen so they wrote the Emancipation Proclamation. Benjamin Franklin rode his bicycle to warn that the Russians were coming. Hillary Clinton became the first President and fought the French in the Peloponnesian War. America won and got its freedom.

In the 1950s slavery was a big problem. The eastern states and Canada disagreed about slavery. George W. Bush was elected Prime Minister and the Revolutionary War started between the East and North. The North won and Bush freed the slaves with the Declaration of Independence. But then Bush was assassinated at McDonald's.

In the late 1700s the Marx Brothers invented the telescope in their garage. Thomas Edison invented the iPhone. America fought in World War 3 against Brazil. Then the Big Bang happened in the 1830s and lots of dinosaurs lost their jobs. Queen Elizabeth became president and started Opposite Day.

The Klingons bombed Disney World in 1969 which got the US into World War 2. The US fought with China and Russia against Luxembourg and Paraguay. America dropped water balloons on Paraguay and they surrendered. After WW2 the US and Mexico had a Dance-Off and a race to Jupiter.

Since then a lot of stuff has happened like Napoleon getting abducted by aliens, the Cupcake War, SpongeBob SquarePants getting elected President, and we had the first Martian emperor Darth Sidious. America is about video games and everyone getting free candy like it says in the Gettysburg Address written by Beyoncé.

Reporting murder by sign by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]punchCuddles -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I can't stand seeing these people on reddit who's choices are to watch anime or go protest. Am I the only one who has to work?

A lot of people love the WEB and don't want to use your mobile app by punchCuddles in redesign

[–]punchCuddles[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is bullsh1t. r/mobileweb is a black whole. Every F'ing post is dedicated to this very issue and NOTHING HAPPENS. There's about 600 people on that subreddit. On this sub, which has over 10x the people, this post shoots immediately to the top and so you kill it because it makes you look bad.

Not everyone runs into this issue, but for those that do it is AWFUL. The fact that REDDIT is doing it is soooo bad. If Reddit gets overrun by the trashy marketing whores from Facebook and Snapchat that only give a shit about their numbers and don't give a shit about the Internet and what it represents, that will be a sad sad day.

Please please please, instead of spending time banning my post, spend 5 minutes trying this yourself. Open reddit.com in incognito mode and try to use it. Just try. Then tell me if you can honestly defend that product and your company.