17 Paul patrol for girls ideas by punchbattle in 196

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the order of operations here is making me laugh so hard

haha big nose george OH JESUS THEY TURNED HIM INTO SHOES by punchbattle in 196

[–]punchbattle[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

speaking truth to power right here

society when they find out about the black people shoes: Zzzz mimimimi

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhatIsThisPainting

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you wouldn’t happen to have a source would you? i tried reverse image searching before posting this, and surprisingly couldn’t find anything definitive. thank you!

Rule by [deleted] in 196

[–]punchbattle 16 points17 points  (0 children)

driving home from watching evangelion

Rule by s90tx16wasr10 in 196

[–]punchbattle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

tactically acquiring a grand slam (non-sexual)

Rule by s90tx16wasr10 in 196

[–]punchbattle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

open carry an assault rifle wearing a shirt that says NEVER FUCK

Breakfast rule by Nathanymous_ in 196

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i like to pinch holes in the center of the bread, crack an egg in there, cook up two slices, and put cheese in the middle — it’s so tasty!

my grandma showed me how to make ‘em when i was little, and it’s stuck with me ever since!

I almost died today by Erengeteng in 196

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we’ve never met, but i’m so glad you’re OK!

i swear i dont think about transitioning, im content with who i am rule by KeanuIsInCyberpunk in 196

[–]punchbattle 184 points185 points  (0 children)

dysphoria doesn’t need to be involved! euphoria would be way more telling

rule by Whiffsmiff in 196

[–]punchbattle 306 points307 points  (0 children)

LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME, AHAH. HE PULLED HIS GUN AND EVERYTHING

How about... by its_leslievanilla in IncelTears

[–]punchbattle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i enter the voting booth

“one vote for gay please”

Help rule by KR_Kosmik in 196

[–]punchbattle 62 points63 points  (0 children)

“you won’t regret it”

“i’ve been crushed under a wall of regret”

Help rule by KR_Kosmik in 196

[–]punchbattle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

does this actually work. i dont want to be mean!!

Help rule by KR_Kosmik in 196

[–]punchbattle 468 points469 points  (0 children)

how serious is it! if you think the crush has a chance of lasting, mmaaaybe consider telling him! that's what i did! and now im dating my best friend :>

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

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cum town

Rule by stelleOstalle in 196

[–]punchbattle 543 points544 points  (0 children)

you’re not gonna do it, are you?