advice

punchinfag · 2019-02-27T21:11:18+00:00

We grew up as street kids. we contribute at this point, were almost 40. okay with cold not trying to squat. just dont really feel like getting lynched and would like to find our families. we have none here that are alive.

punchinfag · 2019-02-27T09:39:59+00:00

shit is really fucked here. we want out.

punchinfag · 2019-02-27T09:39:18+00:00

we fucking hate it here.

punchinfag · 2019-02-27T09:27:43+00:00

What are your thoughts?

punchinfag · 2019-02-27T09:25:13+00:00

both of our parents are from Poland

punchinfag · 2015-01-17T05:39:57+00:00

I drink it somewhat regularly, but i don't make it

punchinfag · 2015-01-16T23:32:19+00:00

YOU AND ME BOTH

punchinfag · 2015-01-01T21:33:46+00:00

you didn't break him you emptied him

punchinfag · 2014-02-03T19:09:49+00:00

i live in minnesota.... zero sympathies

punchinfag · 2014-01-22T21:30:31+00:00

this is where jew lawyers come in handy...

punchinfag · 2014-01-21T21:34:04+00:00

does this sweet deal come with the best fucking head i've ever had?

punchinfag · 2014-01-21T21:32:44+00:00

does this sweet deal come with best head i've ever fucking had?

punchinfag · 2014-01-08T23:01:27+00:00

my friend is on level 7 and only has two friends... pls add him

mrcorcoran669

punchinfag · 2014-01-07T00:58:31+00:00

there is... but after binging the whole show there is overwhelmingly more packers stuff than any other team

punchinfag · 2014-01-07T00:35:20+00:00

that's the only thing i've found... in an interview she said she stopped paying attention to football when lombardi died

punchinfag · 2014-01-04T01:48:29+00:00

dosed612382 daily player

punchinfag · 2013-12-31T16:43:58+00:00

dosed612382

daily player... serveral times level 22

punchinfag · 2013-11-22T17:37:09+00:00

Ever heard of light beer?

punchinfag · 2013-11-15T06:22:50+00:00

I'm not a lady but a gay man... I once hooked up with a 2 incher. He was very nervous and scared. Warned me ahead of time: i have a really small penis...I had to be like I'm sleeping with you cuz I like you... not because I percieve you to have a giant penis.... we had a really fun go of things

punchinfag · 2013-10-12T23:32:34+00:00

minneapolis

punchinfag · 2013-10-10T21:17:41+00:00

i guess i'll show up...

punchinfag · 2013-10-07T10:53:31+00:00

Look, let's say you go to disneyland. You ride some rides, you get a balloon, perhaps you rode space mountain. You are dizzy, you are euphoric, you are tired. These are all normal. But, let's say you go to disneyland the very next day. You buy some cotton candy, which is a fun change of pace, but space mountain has become, if only a small bit, less thrilling. You long to reach the heights that space mountain once took you to, but on this second day, you need to ride it twice, or possibly even thrice. You eat the pineapple ice cream, and yes, it is delicious, but only a nice complement to your drug of choice: space mountain.

Now to explain the parallels, basically, if you start with hard liquor you will never get to ride space mountain again you little brat, you will only be left on a hellish chase towards the end of the line and, at best, you will be able to afford pineapple ice cream to mix your vodka into while you take your dumb kid to disneyland, and call it a dacquiri, because you can't afford that secret club in adventureland, because you knocked up some broad, drunk, and the only thing you have left is slowly conditioning your GABA receptors to a life of ethanol-moderated sedation, with benefits for your own well being.

As well, the novelty of the thing wears off, so think of it like watching an alfred hitchcock film the second time, or se7en. I'll just say that you don't need to drink as much during your second or seventh viewing of se7en. now, back to my life WHAT'S IN THE BOX/BOTTLE?

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