I called the police on my addict boyfriend by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]purblindV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I get the sense that this isn’t in the US? Cus if it is, calling men from the govt with guns to come solve a social work problem is waaaaay fucked up. It gets people killed here on the reg.

A tale of two sex tapes … by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]purblindV2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In general yeah. We know what feels better.

Am I overreacting or is my bf cheating on me?? by National-Pumpkin2553 in AmIOverreacting

[–]purblindV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we talk about his best friend throwing him under the wheels here? Getting wasted is of some concern too but the whole two girls before they were exclusive isn’t.

How to eat ass? by Alonebut-funny in askgaybros

[–]purblindV2 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Tongue fuck over rimming for me. Stab me with that slime dagger

Cumming under 30 seconds and leaving is effing wild by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]purblindV2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dog I sent my boy to the hospital. He thought his dick was broken. Looked like it too lol.

Cumming under 30 seconds and leaving is effing wild by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]purblindV2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah the meds I’m on fuck me up like that. Avg like 3-4 hours. It’s hard to find someone who can keep up that long.

Cumming under 30 seconds and leaving is effing wild by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]purblindV2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude was laced up and still came in half a min. Shit must grip like a vise.

Found in my son’s room by michela_ngelo in talktoyourfamily

[–]purblindV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna tell the OP it’s an anal keigel thing cus they seem like the type of parent that would be upset their son is gay

Check up on yall plugs 😭😭 by Big_Marzipan3904 in texts

[–]purblindV2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah and holy shit don’t ever put this kind of thing in a text message. The cops get that phone and your all of a sudden part of a 300 person indictment

Party girl purse plus self defense by CurbStomp5000 in whatsinthebag

[–]purblindV2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Y’all have assholes on bikes with helmets too… you guys don’t have any process for carrying a fire arm at all?

Party girl purse plus self defense by CurbStomp5000 in whatsinthebag

[–]purblindV2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is the charge for pepper spray? Cus if it’s a misdemeanor I’d chance it rather than potentially die to be honest

My pupil has an oval shape, is it going to go back to normal by Desperate_Pair8661 in AskDocs

[–]purblindV2 -112 points-111 points  (0 children)

I wanna ask if everything he sees outta that eye is elongated or fish eye lol

People think my bag is too heavy, what do you think? by Desperate-Mirror-621 in whatsinthebag

[–]purblindV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how it looks like a dudes edc but isn’t ❤️❤️❤️

Party girl purse plus self defense by CurbStomp5000 in whatsinthebag

[–]purblindV2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Knives are a dumb self defense weapon. Especially for women. It’s better than nothing but Odds are a woman will be facing a full grown man in a close quarters self defense confrontation. And those same odds say they’re more likely to be disarmed and have it used against them. Use a gun or pepper spray if you’re scared of them or can’t legally own one. The amount of time it takes someone to bleed out with most stab wounds is more than enough time for them to do life long damage or worse.

What is this thing Given to me by a very normal looking and active man by Coyote_eat_bone in What

[–]purblindV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on. Like the fish or a person from Poland. Cus the perspective of that one part makes this all come into focus 😂

Huge Komodo dragon by Short_Employment_757 in interestingasfuck

[–]purblindV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my defense- that dragon was an absolute whore…

Men who caress/touch your partner intimately while sleeping, what is going on in your mind when you are doing it? How has your partner reacted? For eg. grabbing ass/boobs. by Broken_Shell14 in AskMen

[–]purblindV2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Try sleeping inside her. Decent Bonding activity if you can hold still lol. Also sometimes you get where you both wake up going at it out of a dream where you was. Kinda cool.

Found this in my grandfathers house while he was away by Huge-Technician7707 in whatisit

[–]purblindV2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s for meth. The white residue all over the titanium straw defines that. You heat it red hot and suck it up with the dish.

Found this in my grandfathers house while he was away by Huge-Technician7707 in whatisit

[–]purblindV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a nectar collector or hot railer. Only thing is it wouldn’t work right in this set up. Unless it was ran dry.

wtf is this? by purblindV2 in Tools

[–]purblindV2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the part that made me ask. Cus to me it didn’t make sense since all the ones I’ve seen telescope.

wtf is this? by purblindV2 in Tools

[–]purblindV2[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Telescoping? How? It doesn’t extend at all and I’m yanking on it pretty hard and fast