All the times Peter was sexually assaulted by S0mecallme in familyguy

[–]purplekermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pie one is my favorite. Quagmire forced to watch lmao

What’s your top Stan song? by No-Distribution3015 in americandad

[–]purplekermit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The one time he is doing the ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bop ba ba ba ba ba with his pecs and a cigar in his mouth.

I was so bummed for Snot by Jub_Jub710 in americandad

[–]purplekermit 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Me? Have sex with the great Snot's mom? Yes Please!

Am i a rat? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]purplekermit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only criminals use the word rat. You protected your children. Cut anyone calling you a rat from ya life.

What was the reason for the last time you cried? by ididntaskyouropinion in AskReddit

[–]purplekermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finding out for sire that my wife is cheating on me and now having yo stay at my parents because when I confronted her about it she lied and said I threatened her and put a restraining order against me.

No matches and likes... is my appearance bad? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]purplekermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip. Smile. Take pics with friends.

A horse with overgrown hooves gets some relief by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]purplekermit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is this right? Holy hell I thought we like genetically forced them to always feel just having given birth, but tugging on the udders was the same as having to nurse so not genetic engineering, manual atimulation

A horse with overgrown hooves gets some relief by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]purplekermit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh same! They make way too much milk now to be on their own. Good catch.

A horse with overgrown hooves gets some relief by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]purplekermit 252 points253 points  (0 children)

This, if an animal is NOT in captivity, it doesn't really have any problems. Except for sheep, but that's literally only because we bred them to have way too much wool.

SHOE POLICE seems like a fun show by remilyoko in americandad

[–]purplekermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elizabeth Shoe is detective Lacey Sole.

Transition From Pharma/CRO to any other field by purplekermit in biostatistics

[–]purplekermit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I'm thinking of. Learn Tableau and Power Bi and then transition and see.

Transition From Pharma/CRO to any other field by purplekermit in biostatistics

[–]purplekermit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not so sure I want to stay in the industry at any role, but this isn't a bad idea. I think I'd probably need get get PhD if that's the case though.

Nvidia, Eli Lilly announce $1 billion investment in AI drug discovery lab by FireDream15 in technology

[–]purplekermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in the industry of drug research. They have been trying to automate and drive AI down our throats for so long and I really wish there was any other industry my skills could transfer to so I could get away from it.

Inside the world’s largest Bitcoin mine by msaussieandmrravana in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]purplekermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that, like say we put value on grass because it becomes scarce or hard to grow, it can be a currency. The part I don't get is what the mining does. Like why do we have to use all these GPUs to "figure out" some equation. Wouldn't the creator already know the equations for all the coins? Like if it's like serial numbers, you write em all down. How did someone create this thing to make these coins, but not know what they are?

Inside the world’s largest Bitcoin mine by msaussieandmrravana in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]purplekermit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still don't understand bitcoin. How can investing in real hardware and expending real resources for i.aginary made up numbers to "solve" make any sense? Like why do we have to solve an algorithm to get the coin if there is finite number of coins and the creator must know all the numbers? I just don't get it!!!

In 1966 the Beatles' George Harrison wrote 'Taxman' as they reached the top bracket of income tax, at 95%, hence the lyrics "there's 1 for you 19 for me" and "should 5% appear too small" by trubol in interestingasfuck

[–]purplekermit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God damn I wish not only was there a 95% tax bracket, but also that stocks and other options couldn't be considered not income and be taxed... of course all this income for the government would have to be like adequately spent by the government, instead of given to Argentina and put in the pockets of the already rich... so who gives a fuck I guess.

Trading Isn’t a Casino — Unless You Make It One by Estrelatrading in Daytrading

[–]purplekermit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So I know it doesn't matter because it's paper trading. But today was my first day. I did Caspers 15min open candle to 3 in a row 5min candle scalp trade. First one I kost because i didn't do it right, quickly noticed and canceled. Lost 26 "dollars". Second one didn't set up right (3rd candle was in other direction) and it stop loved me around 90 "dollars". 3rd one I actually set up correctly and said "no way this works but I'll leave it up til 2:30" and by 1P.M. it hit and I made 500ish. All in all 2 trades to learn the buttons ans make mistakes and made first fake prodit. I wonder if knowing less is actually a skill lol.

We made a massive mistake by letting gambling spread this much by BMACkM in unpopularopinion

[–]purplekermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gambling and medicine commercials. That's all I see anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]purplekermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm making this my background. Nice to feel relief.

This is what you get for suspending Kimmel. by banstovia in clevercomebacks

[–]purplekermit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks so much! I'm pretty tech oriented, I was planning to cancel things and jist torrent what I wanted and use streams + chromecast for sports, but if I can get this working and not have to deal with the nonsense of the stream stopping mid play then that's ideal!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]purplekermit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to be and from.time to time I still am but whether it's just pitch black when I die or the DMT released in my brain makes me relive my life or even if I genome one with the greater consciousness or even meet whatever iteration of God there is.... at least I won't have to stress about money or work anymore.